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1. (Canada) (15446↑, 5046↓)
Here are some reasons to be proud to be Canadian: 1. Smarties 2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp 3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down 4. Baseball is Canadian 5. Lacrosse is Canadian 6. Hockey is Canadian 7. Basketball is Canadian 8. Apple pie is Canadian 9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass 10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass 11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure.. 12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany. 13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere. 14. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour. 15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught. 16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on. 17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company. 18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes. 19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo. 20. We don't marry our kin-folk. 21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year. 22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it. 23. A Canadian invented Superman. BUT MOST IMPORTANT\! 24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada\!\! Oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.

Hey, stick that in your pipe and toke it.

2. (Canada) (7285↑, 1932↓)
land of beautiful women, inexpensive hard liquor and polar bears.

lets go to canada\!

3. (Canada) (7060↑, 2029↓)
Hey, I am not a lumber jack or a fur trader, and I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber or own a dog sled, and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzie from Canada although I am certain they're really, really nice, uh, I have a Prime Minster not a president, I speak English and French, not American, and I pronounce it about, not a boot, I can proudly sew my country's flag on my back pack, I believe in peace keeping, not policing, diversity, not assimilation, and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal. A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch. And it is pronounced zed, not zee, zed. Canada is the second largest landmass, the first nation of hockey, and the best part of North America.

thank you very much\!

4. (Canada) (7755↑, 2889↓)
One of America's best allies. There is no reason for Americans to bash Canada or Canadians to bash America. God bless Canada and God bless America. May the two wonderful nations live together in harmony.

America: I love you, Canada\!\! Canada: I love you too, America\!\!

5. (Canada) (5160↑, 1457↓)
Canada is a country directly above my own. We have many things in common. How about I list some? 1)We both use maple syrup like crazy.(We have something called IHOP) 2)We both play hockey (personally I dont) 3)We both buy and sell products with each other 4)We both have thousands of hypocritical asses who post their intellectually devoid "insults" on urbandictionary.com
6. (Canada) (3643↑, 740↓)
Our large neighbor to the north. Largest chief cities include Montreal, Quebec, Ottawa, Toronto, Winnepeg, Vancouver, and Calgary. They have the flag with the well-known maple leaf in the center. They are not cowards and pansies contrary to popular belief. Canada sent thousands of soldiers to fight and die in [World War I], and again in World War II, and even joined our coalition against the Communists during the Korean War. I don't think they are weak at all. I earnestly hope that the United States and Canada shall become allies. I would be proud, as well as millions of other Americans, to have them as close friends.

I would love for Canada and the United States to have a closer, friendly relationship with one another, and to stand together against terrorism. Canada is an awesome country.

Author: The Loyal Bush Legionary http://canada.urbanup.com/927322
7. (Canada) (2973↑, 776↓)
The second largest country in the world, which is unfortunately highly steryotyped. We do't walk around wearing SARS masks and saying 'eh' all the time, or any of those other idiotic stereotypes posted\! We've got a very diverse population including Sri Lankans, Macedonians, Bulgarians, Ethiopians, Guyanese, Jamacians, Italians, Indians, Argentenians, Vietnamese, Laotian, and many more\! We don't all live in igloos, and don't all hate Americans. Hell, I've got an aunt in Chicago\! gawd, why cant all people get along?\!
Author: Canadian and proud\! http://canada.urbanup.com/208376
8. (Canada) (1507↑, 421↓)
A great country, one of the best countries to live in. Who cares about who is better. The United States and Canada are both great countries. Anyone who uses those stupid stereotypes should be taken out in the street and shot at.

The whole Canada vs. America shit is stupid, get a life.

9. (Canada) (1391↑, 420↓)
1) Where 14-year-old girls can walk home alone at 11:00pm. 2) Where Smarties and Tim Hortons live 3) Place where snow may fall in the Summer 4) Hella great place. :D

Pass me a [serviette] because I spilled my [Poutine] (Nastiest thing ever, by the way) on the [Chesterfield]\!

10. (canada) (1127↑, 373↓)
-Friendly, very well liked and respected all over the world. -We don't have enemies like the our neighbours to the south. -We really don't have a military but that's okay because we're generally known for our peacekeeping. -We aren't arrogant,and we don't feel the need to start unnecessary wars. -Canadian Beer, \#1. -Crime is substantially less than that of the US. -Hockey, the best damn sport there is, is what we live and breathe. -Universal Healthcare. -Beautiful natural scenery everywhere you look. -You can experience so many different cultures because Canada is very multi-cultural. -For almost a decade, Canada was ranked number one in the United Nation's Quality of Life survey. Bottom line is, there is no where else in the world I'd rather live. I'm so proud to live in this great country.

I love Canada, and so does everyone else.

11. (Canada) (1111↑, 389↓)
1) A country that is hated by few others. 2) A country made up of mostly Hockey lovers, but every country has their sport. 3) A safe, beautiful, mostly uninhabited place that has it's own currency, which is worth less than the United States' but cheaper merchandise is around the same price anyway.

I'm glad I live in Canada. Now excuse me while I go watch the game.

12. (Canada) (1139↑, 487↓)
A country of fine taste, sexy open women, great beer(which we can legally drink before we're halfway to 40), great weed(which we can smoke without fear) and a damn fine Hockey team. Despite our grudge against Americans(they got more hockey teams) deep down we owe you guys huge. Think about it, Canada-America=Poor People eating potatoes. We are just bitter about Dubya, thats all. Take our beef back, please. Our cows arent that mad\! Stop starting wars though Americans, no one likes that. But lets be friends shall we. And we DID burn down the White House. It was British Officers using Canadian troops. But hey, you guys started it. Also, our accents are definatly a lot more ear pleasing then yours. You guys butcher the English language, no offense.

Heres an idea....lets just admit that we love each other. Go Leafs Go\!\!\!

Author: Random Canadian http://canada.urbanup.com/922300
13. (Canada) (762↑, 138↓)
The place where file sharing is still legal

"iTunes? What the hell is iTunes? Just go to Canada\!"

14. (canada) (1275↑, 696↓)
The mysterious blank space at the top of American maps where snowstorms, cold fronts, maple syrup, hockey players and comedians come from.

"What state is Canada in?" (Nurse, San Antonio, Texas, October 2005)

15. (canada) (698↑, 184↓)
A country in North America, known for friendly, educated pacisfists and comedians. The UN has ranked Canada the best country in the world for seven consecutive years.

Canada is pro-tolerance.

16. (Canada) (688↑, 189↓)
A very wonderful place\! -^_^-

Yay\! Go Canada\!

Author: EarthboundEspeon http://canada.urbanup.com/261231
17. (Canada) (703↑, 218↓)
A country located in North America, to the north of the United States. The two primary languages are English and French, while French is mainly only spoken on the East Coast. The second largest country in the world, Canada has a very low polulation in proportion to its geographical size. There are lots of untouched spaces, and Canada is also very clean. It's government is modeled after the British government. Its capital is Ottawa. The Prime Minister is Paul Martin, a member of the Liberal Party.

I am going to visit my cousin, who lives in Canada.

18. (Canada) (797↑, 336↓)
A country with 1/6th of the economy of america, but 1/10th of the people. A lack of superior military. But we don't need the military, we aren't off starting wars or pissing people off. We are the country that invented peace keeping, the idea of middle powers and socialism. We are multicultured as opposed to the tried and failed melting pot theory (geez, hasnt worked in a few hundred years give it up\!). We are a country with $600 billion debt as opposed to the states $600 trillion debt... you may have more toys and seemingly more money but eventually you have to pay it back. A country that promotes education and peace as opposed to war and hatred (for the record i dont blame americans, i blame your president) A country with a working political system, Hello, Bush didn't have the majority of the votes until florida anyway.. and doesnt his brother live there or something? A country with cheap beer good quality beer, fresh water, awesome hockey, and respect.

Canada kicks ass, eh?

Author: dEsTiNy-aka-Smurf http://canada.urbanup.com/241013
19. (Canada) (596↑, 155↓)
One of the Best coutry in the world to live, though a bit cold.

If Australia, Canada and New Zealand were put together you wouldn't have to set foot outside for the rest of your life.

20. (Canada) (542↑, 188↓)
"Good day,eh? I am aboot to go get a new touque coz my cousin ran over mine with his snow mobile, eh? Beauty day for a for smoking some weed, eh? Cheese it, here come the Mounties, eh?" No one here talks like that

weeds not legal here you idiots\!\!

21. (Canada) (567↑, 218↓)
A fine, respectable nation. What America should be, but really isn't. Much more diverse and cultivated than most give them credit for, and much more liberal on topics such as narcotics and marriage. Most of the country is unihabitable, and the winters can be excruciatingly cold, but British Columbia is fairly temperate. This wondrous province is sort of like Washington State and Colorado rolled into one. Toronto and Montreal are the major cultural hubs and the people live in harmony. Racism and crime is virtually nonexistant and the people are proud and progressive. However, taxes and gasoline aren't cheap so any potential American defectors, be warned. The U.S. should take some notes and try to emulate the Canadian culture.

The bickering between Canada and the U.S. is pointless. Both countries have their problems and are aware of it, but as neighbors we should stick together and help each other out.

22. (canada) (470↑, 126↓)
Plain and simple: Fucking Awsome

Hey man you want to go to Canada?\!?\!? Sure, i hear it's "Fucking Awsome"\!

Author: Mardeeeeeeeeeeeeen http://canada.urbanup.com/1583223
23. (canada) (528↑, 193↓)
The second largest country in the world is also the most social liberal country in the americas. Canada is commonly used to describe free spirits, amazing sex, amazing [weed], and strong available anywhere beer and wine.

Holy shit I went to Canada and lost all my brain cells and sperm\!

24. (Canada) (448↑, 118↓)
A nation built on top of the worlds most rugged terrain. Answered many calls to war, deliverd freedom to many and yet still treated like the worlds biggest sissy. Took the worlds most brutal and violent sport (Hockey) and turned it into a pastime. We give a giant beer mug to the champions....who thusly get smashed on Canadian brew. Invented the telephone so that the world could call first before they came over to party. 10 pin bowling took to long so we invented 5 pin so that we could get to drinking sooner. For that matter American Football takes to long too\! So we shortened that one up\! Fair catch?? As if\!\! We invented the light bulb the zipper oh and T.V and T.V Cameras. We gave the world great comedians, hundreds of hot singers and models and what did we get in return?? SARS\!\! Thanks jerks\! Make sure you call first next time\! : )

Canada is not for sissys.

25. (Canada) (428↑, 148↓)
Canada is a country where college kids go if they live too far from Mexico. It's considered nippy at -20 C, but not quite cold until we hit -40 C. The term peace is not achieved through fighting but through actual peace. Despite the fact that Canada's military is constantly insulted by our Southern neighbours, some still complain that we don't help them out. A country where "God Bless Canada" is not proclaimed every five minutes because we are aware that not everybody follows one belief. And the boys are still hot without the beer.

Canada is fun. You should do it too\!

26. (canada) (377↑, 113↓)
A laid-back coutnry to the north of the United States. Our healthcare is free, no matter your income. If you need an operation, you get it, no charge. We brew some of the world's best beer here, and we're not ashamed to say that we like to drink a fair amount of it. No, we don't have a large military, but in essence, we really don't need one. We prefer to just mind our own business and have a good time. Actually, Canada has one of the proudest military histories in the world. We were the only country to be on our D-Day beachhead on time on D-Day. We proudly fought for and liberated numerous European town during both World Wars. Canadian were responsible for liberating the Netherlands during World War 2, something of which we are very proud. We are not a nation to hold grudges, and we are both proud and happy to say that no nation on earth is our enemy, and no nation on earth views Canada as their enemy. If we so choose, we can walk down the street smoking a joint, without having to worry about being hassled by the police, because we are mature and enlightened enough to realize that if a person wants to smoke a joint in peace then they should be left alone. By the way, we grow some of the best marijuana on earth. We don't say "eh", a lot and when we do, it's not in the way most non-Canadians think. When we say "eh", it's like saying "huh"? (eg. It's really cold out here, huh?" We DO NOT say "eh" after sentences like "Welcome to Toronto", or "Please pass the potatoes". It is a place where kids don't have to feel threatened walking home late at night. WE are a nation of "pleases" and "thank-yous". We are almost polite to a fault. When two Canadian argue over a parking spot, it often sounds like this: Canuck 1: "You take it, you were here first. Canuck 2: "No, you take it, you saw it first." Canuck 1: "No, I insist, you take the spot." We have some of the world's most amazing scenery, and our streets, even in large urban centres, are very clean. We are very proud to have Toronto, the most multi-cultural city on earth, and home to some of the best bars and nightclubs around. We like to embrace people from all over the world into our neighbourhoods, as we value diversity, rather than fera it. Canadians realize that we can collectively learn from other cultures to improve our overall quality of life. In Canada, we really don't have a problem with same-sex marraige. It is legal here, and we see no reason why it should not be. We don't see any reason why anyone under the age of 18, and 19 in some cases shouldn't be able to drink alcohol. Contrary to what a lot of people may think, we are not a nation of hunters and fisherman, and it is not cold here 24/7. We have great summers, where it often reaches 100 degrees farenheit during June, July and August in a number of areas. We not only beleive in, we enforce equal rights for all, regardless of any factors like age, race, etc. If a woman wants to walk down the street topless in Canada, she is legally allowed. If men can do it, why can't women? We also allow women the right to an abortion if she so chooses. We do like our hockey in Canada, but we are not utterly consumed by it, as some would imagine. We just like to enjoy a game now and then with our friends while sipping on a few beers. We beleive in peacekeeping, not warfare. For Canadians, war is a last resort. The last war we have been involved in was World War 2. We do not, however, mind lending our armed forces to peacekeeping efforts and disaster clean-ups. Canada is home to some of the world's finest educational institutons, where our students can attend for very little in comaprison to other areas of the world. A typical year of university in Canada costs about $4500. We love our American neighbors to the south, even though we sometimes have our petty squabbles and such. In short, we are a peaceful country with a very liberal outlook on things, similar to what you may find in countries such as Sweden and the Netherlands.

Canada: What a great country\!

27. (Canada) (424↑, 171↓)
The largest French popupulation in the world not to surrender to the Germans.

"I met this really cool girl. She's a native speaker of French." "And since you have German blood, her orgasm must come in two seconds?" "No, she's French Canadian." "Oh, French Canadian? Nevermind then."

28. (canada) (339↑, 90↓)
Well, after being buzzed on my extra-large Tim Horton's coffee and not being able to sleep, I read the entry for "Canada" on UD. From what I can see here, it looks like the Canadians on here got bored around post 175... Because from there on, its just Canada-bashers repeating the exact same thing that the people before posted. Wow - the intelligence never ceases to amaze. Just as well, there are a few issues I'd like to clear up: 1) Canadians are not under-educated. Thankfully, our colleges and universities (which, by the way, are completely different things) are publicly-funded, with generally fixed tuition fees (in Ontario, around $4500 a year). This allows post-secondary education to be much more accessible here than in America. Compare this with getting a comparable education at an American university (lets say... Cornell, where my dad went.). Tuition at Cornell is $18,000/year at a public-college and $32,000/year at a private-college. In addition, our secondary school system is built on a common ground - so that it doesn't matter what high school you go to, you will be just as well prepared for university (hence us not needing to take an admission test, such as the SATs, in order to gain entrance into university). 2) Yes, it is true. Our health-care system is not perfect. Nor are we claiming that it is perfectly "free". Believe me, we are well aware that we are taxed for our health-care. However, it is universal. By this, I mean that every citizen has equal access to the system - you cannot buy your way to the front of the line, nor can someone be turned away because they do not have the money. While it is true that some choose to go to the States for certain procedures that happen in Canada, "most Canadians" (as formerly stated in this listing) DO NOT go to the States to have procedures performed. Things can progress very quickly this side of the border. I recently had a battle with a tumour. I discovered it one week, a few days later I had a biopsy. Once the results came back a few days later, I was immediately in for an MRI (which, by the way, did not cost me anything). That day, I also had blood tests done (once again, did not cost me anything). I've also had a serious illness in the past, which found me in my bed laying down for 4 months. During this bout, I had to go into the hospital for blood tests every second day, and was required to be at the hospital connected to an IV machine for 5 hours every Sunday. While at the hospital, I was provided with a private room, in addition to meals. Guess what? All covered by my government health insurance paid for through taxes. In the States, this would have cost my family a small fortune. Oh yes, and it doesn't put a family in debt just to deliver a baby. 3) You complain about us allowing gay marriage - we complain about war mongering. to-may-to vs. to-mah-to. Let's forget about it. 4) Saying that Canadians are boring and have no culture. Why do Americans sew Canadian flags onto their baggage and clothing before traveling overseas? Enough said. 5) I can't even count the number of people who have brought up the War of 1812 in this post. We get the point - only one person needs to make the correction. 6) Some definitions on this topic on UD refer to Liberals as being hellions. Well, same can be said about conservatives. Its impossible to prove which of liberals or conservatives are "better" as it is completely a matter of personal opinion and belief. 7) We are not America Junior. And it is entirely offensive to hear that. Why don't we call the States "Texas Senior"? Because it is known that the whole country of American is not like Texas. As such, Canada is not entirely like America - though some of it is. 8) Although claims have been made that Canada does not exist as a sovereign entity from the States, this is untrue. Think of missile defence. You still don't have Canada on in that program, do you? 9) Claims have also been made that Canada does not exist as a sovereign entity because our Head of State is still Queen Elizabeth II. If you do your research, the Queen simply remains as Head of State as a formality out of respect to our ties as a former British colony. With a cheesy official title like "Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God of the United Kingdom, Canada and Her other Realms and Territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith" or in French "Elizabeth Deux, par la grâce de Dieu Reine du Royaume-Uni, du Canada et de ses autres royaumes et territoires, Chef du Commonwealth, Défenseur de la Foi" - you know its gotta be just a formality. Saying Canada isn't sovereign is like saying New Zealand and Australia aren't sovereign. There's your explanation to why we use British figures on our coins, post \#196 - we are a constitutional monarchy. 10) It has been mentioned that Canadians have only contributed bad music to the world. However, many of the recording artists that you think to be "American" are actually Canadians. Take a closer look. Examples include: Alexisonfire, Paul Anka, April Wine, Jann Arden, Randy Bachman, Bedouin Soundclash, The Guess Who, Billy Talent, Bran Van 3000, Michael Buble, 54-40, Hot Hot Heat, Colin James, Diana Krall, Chantal Kreviazuk, Ashley MacIsaac, Matthew Good (Formerly of the Matthew Good Band), Sarah McLauchlan, Alanis Morissette, Bif Naked, Rush, Theory of a Deadman, Three Days Grace, The Tragically Hip, David Wilcox, and finally who could forget Niel Young... Just to name few. And to settle the score we sincerely appoligize for any of the bad artists we have produced, including: Celine Dion, Avril Lavigne, and Shania Twain. 11) Many Hollywood actors are also Canadian, including Jim Carrey, John Candy, Kim Cattrall, Michael J. Fox, Brendan Fraser, Eugene Levy, Mike Meyers, Matthew Perry, William Shatner, and Kiefer Sutherland. We sincerely apologize for ever releasing Tom Green from his cage. 12) For those who do not think Canadians have contributed anything of value to the world, here is a condensed list: - Group of Seven (Painters) - Roberta Bondar (Female Astronaut) - Margaret Atwood (Author) - Margaret Laurence (Author) - Yann Martel (Author) - Conrad Black (US Press Lord) - Robert Campeau (Former controlling owner of Bloomingdales in the US) - Tim Horton (Hockey Player, Entrepreneur of Tim Hortons Coffee) - Louis Mayer (Co-founder of MGM Studios) - Isador Sharp (Founder of Four Seasons Hotel chain) - John Molson (Founder of Molson Breweries) - Nat Taylor (Movie theatre mogul, inventor of the cineplex or multi-auditorium movie theatre) - Jack Warner (Founder of Warner Bros.) - John Byrne (Creator of such comics as The Fantastic Four, Superman, X-Men, The Incredible Hulk, etc) - Todd McFarlane (Creator of Spiderman, Spawn) - Joe Shuster (Creator of Superman) - Sue Johanson (Famous sex educator - most entertaining old lady ever... if you can see her live, do it) - Terry Fox (Attempted one-legged cross country run for cancer research; raised millions of dollars; Canadian hero) - Rick Hansen (Paraplegic athlete who completed an around the world marathon for spinal cord research) - Alexander Graham Bell (Invented the telephone. YES, it was invented in Canada. However, it was DEVELOPED further in the States) - Joseph-Armand Bombarier (Inventor of the snowmobile) - Mathew Evans and Henry Woodward (Co-inventors of the first electric light-bulb. OFFICIAL LIGHT BULB STORY: Thomas Edison bought Woodward and Evan's patents in both countries before starting his own light bulb development) - Reginald Fessenden (Invented sonar; produced first radio broadcast) - Sir Sandford Fleming (Invented time zones) - James Gosling (Invented Java computer language) - Elijah McCoy (Invented automatic machinery lubricator; reason for the saying "The Real McCoy") - Cluny MacPherson (Invented first gas-mask used in WW1) - Gideon Sundback (Invented the zipper) - Frederick Banting and Charles Best (Co-discoverers of insulin) - Tommy Douglas (Father of Medicare in Canada) - Wilfred Bigelow (Invented the pacemaker) - MANY and MOST excellent hockey players, in addition to other athletes - In essence, Hollywood. Without Canada's very large tax-grants for film companies, it would be tres tres expensive for US companies to produce films. 13) In response to post number 147 - no one even mentioned penicillin anywhere. 14) I hope I never have to repeat this again. Canada does not equal COLD. I live in Northern Ontario. During the summer, temperatures are on average 30C=86F - however it feels much warmer (closer to 37C or 100F because of our humid climate). In the winter, it is VERY cold. It is not uncommon for temperatures to reach anywhere from -20C=-4F to -30C=-22F... It is even not that uncommon to see temperatures drop below -40C=-40F with the windchill. However, many Canadians make use of their sunny summers to keep their skin nice and tanned (IE We are not pale, in response to post \#218). Finally, the most southern point in Canada is at level with northern California - take that post \#195 with "the coldest state of the U.S.A.). 15) In response to Post\#204 - What do you care if the comedians are gay? You still laugh, regardless\! 16) In response to Post\#213 - Canadian Bacon (while a great movie) and South Park are horrible examples of Canadian culture. Try watching a documentary instead. 17) In response to Post\#215 - Next time you sit and watch TV for hours on end, pay attention to the credits. You will realise that many of your "American" TV shows and movies are supported by one of the many national and/or provincial tax credits available. As well, chances are, the show or movie has been filmed in Canada (ie. Queer as Folk, Doc, American Psycho, Cinderella Man, Home Alone 1, Home Alone 2, etc, X-Men, X2, and many others). Only then will you realise that the US only controls the media in one sense of the word. 18) In response to Post\#221 - You say that "zip" would be pronounced "zed-ip" by our pronunciation of the letter "z". However, if you follow your pronunciation given (that being "zee"), the word "zip" would be pronounce "zee-ip" - which it is most definitely not. Please learn the fundamentals of the English language and Western alphabet before you try to sound intelligent. Same goes for the letter "x". For example, the word "xenotransplantation, which is the transplantation of organs between species is not pronounced "ex-en-o-trans-plant-a-tion" but rather "zee-no-trans-plan-ta-tion". Same thing goes for other words starting with "x" such as "xanathin", "xenia" and "xylophone". No further explanation needed. 19) In response to Post\#222 - In my personal experience, for every one American you like, there are about 1000 you would love to shoot as well. This is all a matter of personal preference. Have you ever been to Canada? Because, I can assure you, your 1:1000 ratio just doesn't seem right. There are only a slight number of people who I would love to shoot here in Canada, and I can assure you - there are many more where those come from in the States (due to your immense population). 20) In closing, I think I will modify Post\#222's "example". He did say it well (less a few spelling mistakes). I am a proud Canadian who refuses to stand by and let Americans insult my country. However, I beleive that we should get along - we are our closest trading partners, cultural partners, and social partners. As well, we're the closest thing, besides Britain, that America has as a friend right now.

Canada is a country with a population of approximately 32 million.

Author: SudburyBranden http://canada.urbanup.com/1858971
29. (canada) (453↑, 205↓)
One of the 112 countries that President George Bush cannot locate on a map of the world - even if the map is labelled. They only teach shooting and spitting in Texas schools. Bush failed both...always hitting his foot, again with both. Must have been the coke.

"Err, I dunno, is it Canada? The Kingdom of Spain? what the hell do you mean it isn't a Kingdom? East Germany? What wall? Who tore it down? Let's nuke'em \! " - George Bush Jr.

30. (canada) (306↑, 96↓)
country that busted its' ass to raise troops in both world wars, supply universal health care, and somehow remain statistically the safest country on Earth to live in.

Canada is a great country and I plan on moving there as soon as I can.

31. (Canada) (338↑, 143↓)
1. The best country in the world. 2. A very cold place located mostly above the 49th parallel. 3. Also known as the birthplace of professional hockey, maple leaf flag, Molson beer and the "I am Canadian" rant as well as the Mackenzie bros. 4. A country with more than 2.5 times as much land and with 1/10th the population of the US, making it that much nicer.

Oh, Man, god bless Canada, eh? What a beautiful place we live in.

32. (Canada) (252↑, 81↓)
Our friendly, non-imposing and semi-frozen pal up north.

Traveler: I want to vist Quah-beck\!\!\! Canadian: It's pronounced Keh-Beck Traveler: What do you know? Canadian:I'm from CANADA\!

Author: spacedragonblue http://canada.urbanup.com/1435909
33. (canada) (259↑, 103↓)
Nation in North America that produced some of the most awesome things known to the world, including the progressive rock wizards Rush, maple syrup, and hockey.

Canada is great. the US hates them for the most stupid reasons.

Author: BadLieutenant http://canada.urbanup.com/908050
34. (Canada) (230↑, 87↓)
A large North American nation that should not hate the United States, and in turn, the United States should not hate Canada. Our two countries are supposed to be Allies; War of 1812 history be damned. They have fought on our side. For example, they joined the fray during the Korean War (1950-1953)

Why can't the US and Canada just get along? We are brothers, and we should act like we are brothers, too.

Author: The Midwestrn Soldier http://canada.urbanup.com/1035910
35. (canada) (251↑, 111↓)
A Canadian in the U.S invented Basketball.

"Dr. Neismith, how do we get the ball out of the peach basket?"

36. (Canada) (200↑, 61↓)
The best friend of the [United States], along with the [UK] and [Australia]. Its people are generally much more calm, rational and reasonable than their counterparts to the south. Its soldiers fought bravely and in countless cases died with honor side by side with [British] and [American] troops in the trenches of the Great War, on the beaches of Normandy, and in the mountains of [Korea]. Has a history and culture similar to our own, but generally less obsessed with [violence] and [killing]. Tends to be more liberal politically, never having had [slavery] or [segragation], and less puritanical when dealing with [alcohol] and [marijuana]. Has a large [French]-speaking population, which, to their credit, has not yet surrendered to [Germany] in any war. As a nation, tends to be fairly honest and trustworthy, as evidenced by its stable currency and respectable diplomatic standing in the world. To the best of my knowledge, no [Canadian] citizens or interests have ever been explicitly targeted by international [terrorists], and no [Canadian] army has ever invaded another country unprovoked. Because of their usually sunny disposition, especially when compared with citizens of the US, [Canadians] are often seen as naive, gullible and/or not very pugnacious. Any student of history will find ample evidence to refute this stereotype. Capital: Ottawa Pop.: 33.1 million (2006) Independence: July 1st, 1867 and December 11th, 1931 (there is a logical explanation for this) GDP: $1.08 trillion (11th largest in the world) Flag: Three vertical bands (red, white, red) with [maple] leaf centered in white band. Not very offensive, rarely burned by [Muslims].

I'd rather have Canada as my neighbor than any other country in the world.

37. (canada) (236↑, 107↓)
I'm a proud American living in beautiful Canada. I have many family members that are Canadian and American. I think both countries are great in their own speical way. Canada - Has many great hockey players and teams also has a great WINTER olympic team - Truly care about the environment(wonderful water, amazing forest, etc.) - we have great beer and comedians - Have great healthcare yet we still complain about it - Focus more on education and health than military - Very diverse and multi-cultural - we speak English and French even though Quebec wants to be seperated from Canada USA - strong and powerful country due to military (i don't agree w/ them being in Iraq even though many brave soliders are risking their lives) - sorry but i really don't like Bush and against his presidency - has strong trading markets and businesses - have a great SUMMER olympic team - in many metropolis cities like LA, NYC, etc is very diverse and multi-cultural like Vancouver, Toronto, etc. - have many popular pro-sports such as football, basketball, and baseball - although we speak American; there are many languages spoken in the US [btw] many Americans and many Canadians are very prejudice about each other. We both form North America yet we still diss each other countries and hardly look at the positive sides of the other country. Also we always talk sh\!t about the other country, seriously, many Americans are not rude or dumb, and they do not all support Bush (many are against his ways)...and Canadians does not live in igloos, say "eh", and we don't insult you in the face but we do behind your back (sorry, that's not a diss but it's true). Canada and US are both similar yet we still have many arguments. Can't we just all try our best to get along togehter happily.

I love living in Canada and I love being American.

38. (Canada) (226↑, 99↓)
The country i am moving to when Bush finally brings back the draft.

"HOLY CRAP\! Satan is president and he wants to send me to die in a foreign desert. Wait a minute, i've got an idea. "Oh Canada..."

Author: spider jerusalem http://canada.urbanup.com/1286994
39. (Canada) (155↑, 66↓)
The second largest land mass, though perhaps, (to my eternal shame,) one of the least defended. Great food, great beer, great living, great fun. We have, like any society, our share of problems...but for the most part, we keep them at home. Canada is a country represented by diversity, acceptance...and a universal hatred for our politicians. (Just ASK one of us about the GST...just ASK....)

We're bigger and we're on top, if that was prison you'd be OUR *****

Author: William McCrae http://canada.urbanup.com/459321
40. (canada) (137↑, 49↓)
A wonderful country that has produced some very, very hot women such as [Elisha Cuthbert] and [Pamela Anderson]. Also I spent two weeks there and only heard one "ey."

Damn, why are Canadians so fine, eh?

41. (Canada) (196↑, 109↓)
a country with laid back, down to earth canucks, a place where you can walk down the street smokin a doobe\! a place where the sexiest beast in the world lives.

I want to move to Canada so I can shag the beast\!

Author: hah like I'd tell u http://canada.urbanup.com/889308
42. (Canada) (120↑, 40↓)
Large country occupying the northern portion of North America. The name Canada came from a mis-translation by early explorers of a native word meaning Village. Large in size but sparsely populated, the country was an integral ally player in WW2, however most of it's forces were decomissioned when hostilities ceased. Canada contributed many very skilled troops and pilots for the european campaign, and were pivotal in the European beach landings. Economically, Canada contibutes vast amounts of raw resources not least of which are energy products. Northern Alberta has vast oilsands deposits that may contain as much oil as the middle east, and are mostly untapped, meaning there will still be lots of oil, albeit fairly expensive, long after the wells run dry in Saudi Aribia. Canada has some of the largest unspoiled forrests left in the world. Canada's primary trading partner is the USA, which shares the longest ungaurded border (figuratively speaking)in the world. To address all the flamers out there, Canadians and Americans for the most part like each other, except for an embarassingly high number of obnoxious loudmouths on either side of the border.

Explorer: What is this place? Native: Kanta. Explorer: Canada, that's what this country is called. Guide: I think he means the village. Explorer: Nope, pretty sure he means the country. This place is called Canada.

Author: KillAllHumans http://canada.urbanup.com/997195
43. (canada) (138↑, 67↓)
A country bordering America with nice people, but it's fair share of not so nice ones, smart people and idiots, anorexic freaks and obese people, and all that normal jazz. Canada's just a country like anyone else, we don't live in igloos and have pet beavers, (although a beaver tail is a very popular dessert). We're not usually all that happy with our government either, America isn't the only country with that problem. We don't live in parkas and go skiing every day and unlike popular belief we DO have electricity up here. Parts of the USA are farther north than Toronto and Windsor, for example. So don't show up at the border wearing a snowsuit + skis in july. We have summer here too. We're normal people, and have our stereotypes, just like America may, or any other country. My name is Alex. And I - AM - CANADIAN\!

Hey, I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader.... I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber, or own a dogsled.... and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada, although I'm certain they're really really nice. I have a Prime Minister, not a president. I speak English and French, not American. And I pronounce it 'about', not 'a boot'. I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack. I believe in peace keeping, not policing, diversity, not assimilation, and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal. A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch, and it is pronounced 'zed' not 'zee', 'zed' \!\!\!\! Canada is the second largest landmass\! The first nation of hockey\! and the best part of North America My name is Joe\!\! And I am Canadian\!\!\!

44. (canada) (123↑, 58↓)
Canada... Considerd the United States lesser counter part, this being untrue we add many things to the world and try to do our part.I don't really understand why the heck someone would compare or make fun of us we are all equal. It is true that Americans have been to know a little less about us than we know about them, but thats okay. I love this country and the things it stands for, it is a beautiful place with just as many wonderful people as every other place. But weather you are naturally Canadian or some one visting us, I urge you to show your love to this great country..."United we stand divided we fall"...(The Americans couldn't have said it better) So from Halifax to Victoria, we should all proud to be... Canadian

"Canada it the hot spot\!"

45. (Canada) (134↑, 71↓)
A country I am proud to call my home. We have every thing high living standards Strong economy Culture good music good people Wealth and Canada is especially proud to call the United States of America its neighbour, friend and ally

Canada is lucky to have such a good friend as America who will fight to the death for us even when a bucn of hypocrite Canadians trash talk America God bless Canada and God bless America

Author: free thought master http://canada.urbanup.com/1333117
46. (canada) (149↑, 89↓)
a PLAce where young americans who are 18 and cant drink in there country come here because of the stupid cant drink till your 21 law there also beer is better and cheaper in canada

what do you mean i need to be 21 shit bag come on guys lets go to canada

47. (Canada) (91↑, 39↓)
The country upstairs where not everybody hates you.

You're my boy America, you're my best friend and I mean it. Love Canada.

Author: Clarence_Carter http://canada.urbanup.com/1589558
48. (Canada) (107↑, 56↓)
Homer Simpson's dream of freedom, health care and the North American Way\!

"Gee Marge, all the kids are getting so stoooopid in school ...is this conutry getting dumberer or what... can ah duh... (slugging a Duff) oh where can we go where can we move ...what Marge? ...Canada"

49. (Canada) (74↑, 26↓)
The best damn country ever\! Huzzah for Medi-Care\!

Canada kicks ass to a maximal degree.

50. (Canada) (171↑, 123↓)
The 2nd largest country in the world, known primarily for its snow, beer, whiskey and fine Montreal strippers. Canada is a passive place, where only criminals have guns, Liberals are conservative, and hockey is more important than Healthcare. The francophones hate the anglophones, the anglophones hate the francophones, and everybody hates the Liberals.

People from Canada are called Canadians, not cowards.

51. (Canada) (61↑, 15↓)
The largest and lonliest country in the world. Very cold in winter and very hot in summer (depending on where you live--like I said, it's big: one of our provinces is bigger than [Europe]). We don't have interesting accents: most people think Canadians sound like Californians, but nobody knows why. We invented [basketball] and [snowmobiles]; we have a lot of rocks, trees and maple syrup. A lot of Canadians like hockey even though [lacrosse] is the national sport. And hey--we don't live in igloos. Seriously. Canada almost never has wars (except sometimes when we help out the US). We like to keep the peace. It's a bit boring but not a bad place to live. Not to be confused with [America]. And yes, we do have polar bears and Artic tundra and the [North Pole] around here somewhere. It's exciting, I know.

Canadian: I'm from Ontario Foreigner: ... Canadian: It's part of Canada. Foreigner: Right\! So do you know Avril Lavigne? Canadian: No. Foreigner: What about Bob, do you know-- Canadian: No. It's a big country.

52. (canada) (81↑, 36↓)
The country in which I am so proud to call my home. A country made free by my grandparents and many others due to their roles in WWII. A country in which we complain that it's too cold in the winter, and too hot in the summer. We have 10 provinces and 3 territories. Some say Newfoundland is the beginning of the Earth because of its beauty\!\! We know for a fact that vikings settled in our country\! Our entire country is very multi cultural. We have mountains, great lakes, and vast countryside. We don't say "aboot", and every sentence does NOT end with "eh." We aren't afraid to let same sex couples marry, despite our new PM's view on the definition of "Marriage." Tons of really cool movies get filmed in Canada\! We have cowboys on the west coast\!\! We have one of the best skiing resorts in the WORLD in BC\!\! WE GOT THE 2010 OLYMPICS\!\! We say "please" and "thank you" more then any other country in the world\! HOCKEY\! LACROSSE\! BASKETBALL\! The first wireless signals were sent by Marconi in St. John's Newfoundland to England\!\! We don't have much of a military, but we are known for our peacekeeping and aid efforts. We have the tallest freestanding structure in the world, CN Tower. It costs us a fortune to fly within our own country, but peanuts to fly overseas. Canada...just a really great place to live and visit\!

Come to Canada and see all her glory\!

53. (Canada) (94↑, 50↓)
The place where all the liberals moved to get away from Bush after the '04 elections...just to run smack into Stephen Harper\!

Get away from a moderately Christian man to run smack-dab into a man who has called his opponents "the devil" in public...Welcome to Canada\!

54. (Canada) (145↑, 102↓)
Laid-back and liberal neighboUr to the north. Wanna smoke pot? Wanna marry your lesbian "life-partner"? Wanna have an abortion any time throughout your pregnancy? Wanna have the goverment PAY for that abortion? And most importantly, wanna never live in fear of terrorists flying planes into buildings? Right on, eh?

Jim: Arrogant Americans can't comprehend why other countries see them as a swirling mass of stupidity being led by a corrupt chimp. Bob: Canada's in da hizzouse, yo\!

Author: carmendunwoody http://canada.urbanup.com/1143725
55. (Canada) (93↑, 52↓)
I wish I were from Canada.

Me: I ask God at night why I was not born in Canada. Canadian Guy: Damn straight.

Author: Some cock stole my name. http://canada.urbanup.com/2584060
56. (canada) (84↑, 45↓)
A group of the finest human being you will ever meet, always courteous, but we love to fight in bars.

im proud to have the flag of canada waving in front of my house in california. my neighbors dont.

Author: chris wilson (canadian) http://canada.urbanup.com/1573020
57. (canada) (96↑, 60↓)
The best place to live according to the UN. Although we try to say we are different from Americans....we are close to being the same. When most Canadians bas the US they are not bashing the people....they are bashing a man that does not have the brain capacity to run the most powerful country in the world. And yes i am talking about Bush.

Why can't we all just get along?

58. (canada) (51↑, 17↓)
The country north of the United States (yes, I actually said the real name.) I have been there twice, and the more I see, the more I like it. Notes below.

. There are a lot fewer fat people in Canada. I only saw three fat people there durring my two week family vaction in Canada. . The people have a more fun outlook on life; there is seriousness, but they seem to want to enjoy life more. . The people are just more helpful everyday (I went downhill biking and a guy helped me get my bike onto the rack, as I was not strong enough to heft a 15 pount bike over my head.) . Less trash talking, especially in sports, there were no raging fans at the baseball game I went to.

Author: Open-Minded American http://canada.urbanup.com/3352220
59. (Canada) (45↑, 12↓)
One of the world's greatest spots *little known fact, worth repeating over and over in every post*. Don't come live here, but we will be refreshingly sweet and helpful with directions if you do decide to visit.

/rant Are people seriously using "America's hat" as an insult? Seriously? You can't think of anything more insightful to observe than "they are located above us; we must disdainfully refer to Canada as Our Hat. Nothing could be more ingenious\!" Okay, fine... thank you for keeping our balls warm. /end rant

60. (canada) (71↑, 39↓)
A cool country which has the largest Australian population outside of [Australia]. Is the king of marching bands, giant shopping malls, cool people, Tim Hortons donuts (mmmm...) and of couse, Hockey.

Canada is the place of mountains, Tim Hortons, Marching Bands, Ice Hockey, Giant Malls, really friendly people, and a large amount of Aussies... I know from experiance... the amount of Aussies I ran into during my trip was amazing\! Plus Aussies and Canadians think the same and have the same sense of humour\!

61. (canada) (64↑, 32↓)
A land of vast distances and rich natural resources, Canada became a self-governing dominion in 1867 while retaining ties to the British crown. Economically and technologically the nation has developed in parallel with the US, its neighbor to the south across an unfortified border.

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62. (canada) (77↑, 46↓)
the country immediatley north of the united states in north america

the United States and Canada share a border.

63. (Canada) (187↑, 158↓)
The smarter side of north america, not to mention the fitter and healthier side.

I went up to Canada the other day, they live in igloos, but they aren't fat.

Author: Long Bang Trung http://canada.urbanup.com/800858
64. (canada) (67↑, 40↓)
A country with a population of 32 000 000 people. We don't live in the forest, or igloos, we have roads(we dont travel by train), and we have electricity. By the way, who the hell argues on UD, to ppl from both countries\!

PPL who argue on UD are idiots and should get a life. Don't do it cuz it makes u feel real bad.

Author: Haha, im not tellin a pc. http://canada.urbanup.com/1263730
65. (canada) (39↑, 14↓)
The area to the north of America (that's up on a normal map). Think of it as the brain of North America, with the United States being the mouth, and Mexico being the beard. Despite popular belief Canada's army is one of the best trained army's in the world since we invest almost our entire military budget in training as apposed to America who invests in technology. The combination of the two is unstoppable (see: Devil's Brigade). Yes we do love hockey, and most Canadians would have a lot more respect for Americans didn't vote for George the second. However Canada and America are still like Maple Syrup and Pancakes, or BL & T, or maybe even a Chocolatey Outside and a creamy Caramel center. (Just remember that Michael Cera from Superbad is Canadian).

"Hey what's on the other side of the toll booth with the big line up" "That's Canada"

66. (Canada) (40↑, 16↓)
America's hat.

"Bet you wish your hat was as cool as this hat." America "Fuck you." China "What? Sorry, I was busy trying to get Alaska to stop hugging me, what I miss?" Canada "*sniff* I have feelings too\!" Mongolia

67. (canada) (42↑, 19↓)
In response to Greenburg(Post \# 53) I'd have to say you just made yourself look like a complete dumbass. Although the first post had somethings wrong, he also had many correct facts about Canada. 1-Smarties are the Bomb. M&Ms arent all that great. Fuck you for thinking otherwise. 2-Crispy Crunch are pretty gross. Coffee Crisp is right awesome. 3-Canadian and American football are both gay. 4-Who gives a fuck about Baseball. 5-Native American isnt a country. They were a group of people who live(d) in Canada. 6-Hockey, well, we all agree is right fucking sweet. Although the Leafs suck and always will suck. It's been 40 some years people. It's time to let go. 7-Basketball is American. But it doesnt matter cause it's boring anyways. 8-Syrup isnt the only food made in Canada. Poutines are an example. 9-I work at Tim Hortons and to prove it doesnt suck, we have 3 Tims in a town with a population of 17 000. That's a lot. 10-It was a war. Big deal. 11-Canada did actually fight, but you wouldnt know that because schools in the US dont teach hardly anything about Canada. 12-Pretty much the same. 13-Canadians dont go to war over stupid things; therefore, a bar fight would be considered a civil war to a few people. 14-Plaid is killer. 15-We arent poor. We have no need to carry guns as our country is safer than most. 16-On the contrary. Americans cut down many trees for a living. What do you think they do to trees before they build houses and buildings? 17-You're extremely stupid if you think velcro was the only thing we invented. We did indeed invent ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone. 18-While being a child growing up in an extremely cold climate(especially in the Winter),it is common to have your tongue or mouth stuck to a metal pole. I am proud to say this has never happened to me. 19-The man who created Superman did have canadian roots. Google it. In the future, I advise you not to be such a dumbass.

Canada ALWAYS beat the US in hockey. Always.

68. (Canada) (84↑, 61↓)
A fine country where people can drink at age 18. Canada is popularly portrated, by me, to be one big fat Minnesota (Canada is RIFE with hunters and fishermen)\! ^_^ Unfortunately, Canada has been subject to be the most brainwashed nation by Michael Moore's devious indoctrination. Because of this, canadians now hate America about as much as the rest of the world. Which is a shame....I'm an american and I like Canada. I like to rip on canadians, but that doesn't mean I hate'em\! Unfortunately there are some canadians who greatly dislike America, primarily because of the fact that we have a "different" president leading the free world. And about Canada not participating in war....this is my point of view : Canada is a peaceful refuge from war. Canada doesn't need to require itself to go to war. But if they do go to war, they are amongst the most courageous people in the world. Being full of hunters, canadians soldiers should be tough. Like I said, this is all my point of view. Personally, I wouldn't mind checking out Canada in the future. Ahh, so many countries I wanna check out....Japan, Russia, and now Canada. Gonna check out the lovely ladies that Canada has, and not to mention their nice liquor\!\! ^.^ eh?

"Canada is kind of Michael Moore's base of operations." -me

69. (Canada) (33↑, 11↓)
A federal constitutional monarchy that is located on the northern half of the North American continent, and continues into the arctic circle and on towards the North Pole. It has ten provinces, three territories, and is an officially bilingual and multicultural country (English and French), as both these ideals are enshrined in it's constitution. Canada is largely a resource economy, with vast reserves of natural gas, oil, nickel, uranium, and other minerals. Interesting fact: Canada at present emits more carbon into the atmosphere per capita than the United States. At present, Canada does not have nuclear weapons capability, and has no plans to do so in the foreseeable future due to it's close proximity to a country with a huge nuclear capabilty that dwarfs all other nations. Canada's rather small but disciplined military is playing a more active role in protecting it's northern boundaries, due to the untapped economic potential of natural resources and, interestingly, the possible future development of the North West passage as a viable direct transportation link between North America and Eurasia, as a result of global warning trends in that region. Canada's forces are also playing an active role in Afghanistan (as of March 2007), where it's ground forces are engaged in fighting Taliban. This is a very devisive topic for many Canadians, many of them wondering why we are fighting a group of people who were at one time funded by the U.S. (see The Mujahadeen) to fight the Soviet Union (who were driven out). It's a country that has never been effectively patrolled / controlled by any modernized army. The province of Quebec and it's status within Canada are always in the news limelight, and Canadians have grown used to being under the gun of separation. To be clear though, know this: Quebec is an old soul. Quebec (New France) was here before Canada, before the U.S.A. Before any other Europeans hatched their plans on the North American continent, These guys were mapping out the land and trading with the locals (aboriginals). The English-speaking people of Canada are in almost every respect, exactly the same as citizens of the U.S.A., however there are differences in our religious and political beliefs that are worth mentioning to any who are interested. In the U.S.A., expressing your religious beliefs is an affirmation of your faith. In Canada, your religious beliefs are considered a private affair between you and your god. Politically, Canada and the U.S.A. are at polar opposites. Due to it's small economy compared to the U.S., Canada is heavily dependant on U.S. trade for it's very survival, but has taken a vastly different approach--mostly out of necessity--to economic influence and expansion. Canada favours trade deals, the U.S. also just loves to trade stuff, but does this via some interesting ideological tools known as "exporting democracy", and "preemption". But as long as you use their currency, America loves you. *Iran...ahem* In Canada, compromise is de riguer and the general philosophy amongst Canadians could be "Live and Let Live", and "The rich get richer, and get taxed more heavily, so what's the fucking point?"

You're from Canada? Do you know Phil? He's from Toronto.

70. (canada) (79↑, 58↓)
a cool country, but most of the definitions by canadians or canadian supporters always bring up the US in thier arguement. Find something else to exploit. Most of the entries here state that america was racist, well incase you didnt notice, that statement is discrimitory.

"Americans are all racist, too bad im too stupid to notice what i just said was along the lines of racism"

71. (Canada) (44↑, 26↓)
ahh land of the beautiful. natural looking people. they are latte drinkers, yoga-doers, sushi eaters, fleece wearers, web bloggers, and non ignorant. they know whats going on in the world. act friendly & positive. many canadians try to help the environment by recycling. lead active lifestyles (they ski, do yoga, go running, cycling...etc) vancouver, bc is one of the healthiest cities in the world (\#3 to be exact) the national parks are gorgeous in saskatchewan & manitoba.

canada is heaven.

Author: a n o n y m o u s 1 http://canada.urbanup.com/2209851
72. (Canada) (37↑, 21↓)
Who?

"Who is that?" "I'm Canada\! CA-NA-DA\!" "Is that America?"

73. (Canada) (27↑, 12↓)
Canada is a peaceful, multi-cultural nation and is the 2nd largest country in the world. Canada has provinces and territories instead of states, and has a Prime Minister, NOT a President. Canada's symbol is the Maple Leaf. It is NOT always Winter in Canada. Canadians live IN HOUSES NOT IGLOOS, and DO NOT ride to school on polar bears. Canadians DO NOT eat beaver tail and they speak ENGLISH AND FRENCH, NOT CANADIAN.

Guy A: Hey did you know some Americans pretend to be from Canada when travelling abroad? Guy B: I WONTDER why......

74. (Canada) (53↑, 41↓)
a country where the beer isnt watered down, the best bands/actors/comediens come from, the sex is amazing, women can walk around topless if they should so desire, its legal to marry boys or girls, where the health care is free, people are polite, the population speaks english and for the most part french, the people arent fat, a pretty girl can walk home alone at 1 in the morning, its not cold all year round, its spelled favourite, colour, centre, metre, honour etc, americans go to escape pure evil (bush), and where all the cool kids live\! (by the way... weeds not legal here...)

A conversation in french canada... or in an english canadian classroom -bonjour (good day) -salut (hi) -comment ca va? (how are you?) -ca va bein, merci et vous? (im good, thank you and yourself?) -ca va tres bein\! (im very good\!)

Author: emilyiscanadian http://canada.urbanup.com/1705295
75. (Canada) (18↑, 7↓)
The second largest nation and the most forgotten about, to the point where he has become invisible. He still tries his best to have people remember him, though most of the time they think he is America.

"Who?" "I'm Canada" "Who?"

76. (Canada) (16↑, 5↓)
a place where only a few hundred posts back was "completely and utterly economically dependant upon the USA" and now is doing quite well financially regardless of the fact that our neighbour to the south that we so desperately relied on is going through financial collapse

FOX NEWS HOST 3 YEARS AGO: Canada would be Nothing without the United States. If it was for our cash in their economy they'd be living in a third world conditions REALITY TODAY: America's economy is in the crapper and as a result many countries around the world have also been greatly effected, that is except Canada who despite having such close economic ties with the USA, seems to be barely feeling the pinch of the crisis to the south.

77. (Canada) (19↑, 9↓)
The country located geographically to the north of the U.S. west of Greenland and across the arctic ocean from Russia. Known internationally for its cold climate, hockey, beer etc. The large Canadian cities like Toronro, Montreal and Vancouver are some of the nicest in the world. Canada is known for it's ability to get along with the rest of the world and its peace keepers. The predominantly caucasian population is thought to be somewhat more racially tolerant than that of the U.S. however this facade quickely fades in private company or in the presence of alcohol. The largest minority in Canada are the aboriginals, who were not exterminated to the same extent as their American counterparts. They have a lower quality of life on average than other groups and so recieve a lot of aid from the governent. This is much to the chagrin of the caucasians. Stereotypically, other minorities live in fairly insular (thought often quite prosperous) communities, unlike their American counterparts who are thought live in more of a "melting pot." Canada is known for its universal healthcare and other social programs. Canada has a small, though highly trained and well organized military. Canadian inustry is focused mainly in the natural resources and agricultre sectors. The Canadian dollar is usually worth less than the American dollar, though at the time of the writing it is actually worth more. Canada has Both French and English as it's official languages, and despite the convinience of being able to find English labels and instructions in even the most French parts of Quebec (or French in the most English parts of Alberta), this creates much political discord. There is a mutual antipathy between English and French Canadians.

So you're from Canada eh?

Author: Chamaecyparis http://canada.urbanup.com/2846495
78. (Canada) (28↑, 18↓)
Damn right. Canada is a brilliant country, not without it's faults but what country doesn't have them. Other countries (Canada's close friends and allies) all have their good and bad points too. Let's stop this sledging off of one another and try and get on.

Person one: Canada rocks. Person two: Yes yes it does.

79. (canada) (46↑, 36↓)
Well, after being buzzed on my extra-large Tim Horton's coffee and not being able to sleep, I read the entry for "Canada" on UD. From what I can see here, it looks like the Canadians on here got bored around post 175... Because from there on, its just Canada-bashers repeating the exact same thing that the people before posted. Wow - the intelligence never ceases to amaze. Just as well, there are a few issues I'd like to clear up: 1) Canadians are not under-educated. Thankfully, our colleges and universities (which, by the way, are completely different things) are publicly-funded, with generally fixed tuition fees (in Ontario, around $4500 a year). This allows post-secondary education to be much more accessible here than in America. Compare this with getting a comparable education at an American university (lets say... Cornell, where my dad went.). Tuition at Cornell is $18,000/year at a public-college and $32,000/year at a private-college. In addition, our secondary school system is built on a common ground - so that it doesn't matter what high school you go to, you will be just as well prepared for university (hence us not needing to take an admission test, such as the SATs, in order to gain entrance into university). 2) Yes, it is true. Our health-care system is not perfect. Nor are we claiming that it is perfectly "free". Believe me, we are well aware that we are taxed for our health-care. However, it is universal. By this, I mean that every citizen has equal access to the system - you cannot buy your way to the front of the line, nor can someone be turned away because they do not have the money. While it is true that some choose to go to the States for certain procedures that happen in Canada, "most Canadians" (as formerly stated in this listing) DO NOT go to the States to have procedures performed. Things can progress very quickly this side of the border. I recently had a battle with a tumour. I discovered it one week, a few days later I had a biopsy. Once the results came back a few days later, I was immediately in for an MRI (which, by the way, did not cost me anything). That day, I also had blood tests done (once again, did not cost me anything). I've also had a serious illness in the past, which found me in my bed laying down for 4 months. During this bout, I had to go into the hospital for blood tests every second day, and was required to be at the hospital connected to an IV machine for 5 hours every Sunday. While at the hospital, I was provided with a private room, in addition to meals. Guess what? All covered by my government health insurance paid for through taxes. In the States, this would have cost my family a small fortune. Oh yes, and it doesn't put a family in debt just to deliver a baby. 3) You complain about us allowing gay marriage - we complain about war mongering. to-may-to vs. to-mah-to. Let's forget about it. 4) Saying that Canadians are boring and have no culture. Why do Americans sew Canadian flags onto their baggage and clothing before traveling overseas? Enough said. 5) I can't even count the number of people who have brought up the War of 1812 in this post. We get the point - only one person needs to make the correction. 6) Some definitions on this topic on UD refer to Liberals as being hellions. Well, same can be said about conservatives. Its impossible to prove which of liberals or conservatives are "better" as it is completely a matter of personal opinion and belief. 7) We are not America Junior. And it is entirely offensive to hear that. Why don't we call the States "Texas Senior"? Because it is known that the whole country of American is not like Texas. As such, Canada is not entirely like America - though some of it is. 8) Although claims have been made that Canada does not exist as a sovereign entity from the States, this is untrue. Think of missile defence. You still don't have Canada on in that program, do you? 9) Claims have also been made that Canada does not exist as a sovereign entity because our Head of State is still Queen Elizabeth II. If you do your research, the Queen simply remains as Head of State as a formality out of respect to our ties as a former British colony. With a cheesy official title like "Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God of the United Kingdom, Canada and Her other Realms and Territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith" or in French "Elizabeth Deux, par la grâce de Dieu Reine du Royaume-Uni, du Canada et de ses autres royaumes et territoires, Chef du Commonwealth, Défenseur de la Foi" - you know its gotta be just a formality. Saying Canada isn't sovereign is like saying New Zealand and Australia aren't sovereign. There's your explanation to why we use British figures on our coins, post \#196 - we are a constitutional monarchy. 10) It has been mentioned that Canadians have only contributed bad music to the world. However, many of the recording artists that you think to be "American" are actually Canadians. Take a closer look. Examples include: Alexisonfire, Paul Anka, April Wine, Jann Arden, Randy Bachman, Bedouin Soundclash, The Guess Who, Billy Talent, Bran Van 3000, Michael Buble, 54-40, Hot Hot Heat, Colin James, Diana Krall, Chantal Kreviazuk, Ashley MacIsaac, Matthew Good (Formerly of the Matthew Good Band), Sarah McLauchlan, Alanis Morissette, Bif Naked, Rush, Theory of a Deadman, Three Days Grace, The Tragically Hip, David Wilcox, and finally who could forget Niel Young... Just to name few. And to settle the score we sincerely appoligize for any of the bad artists we have produced, including: Celine Dion, Avril Lavigne, and Shania Twain. 11) Many Hollywood actors are also Canadian, including Jim Carrey, John Candy, Kim Cattrall, Michael J. Fox, Brendan Fraser, Eugene Levy, Mike Meyers, Matthew Perry, William Shatner, and Kiefer Sutherland. We sincerely apologize for ever releasing Tom Green from his cage. 12) For those who do not think Canadians have contributed anything of value to the world, here is a condensed list: - Group of Seven (Painters) - Roberta Bondar (Female Astronaut) - Margaret Atwood (Author) - Margaret Laurence (Author) - Yann Martel (Author) - Conrad Black (US Press Lord) - Robert Campeau (Former controlling owner of Bloomingdales in the US) - Tim Horton (Hockey Player, Entrepreneur of Tim Hortons Coffee) - Louis Mayer (Co-founder of MGM Studios) - Isador Sharp (Founder of Four Seasons Hotel chain) - John Molson (Founder of Molson Breweries) - Nat Taylor (Movie theatre mogul, inventor of the cineplex or multi-auditorium movie theatre) - Jack Warner (Founder of Warner Bros.) - John Byrne (Creator of such comics as The Fantastic Four, Superman, X-Men, The Incredible Hulk, etc) - Todd McFarlane (Creator of Spiderman, Spawn) - Joe Shuster (Creator of Superman) - Sue Johanson (Famous sex educator - most entertaining old lady ever... if you can see her live, do it) - Terry Fox (Attempted one-legged cross country run for cancer research; raised millions of dollars; Canadian hero) - Rick Hansen (Paraplegic athlete who completed an around the world marathon for spinal cord research) - Alexander Graham Bell (Invented the telephone. YES, it was invented in Canada. However, it was DEVELOPED further in the States) - Joseph-Armand Bombarier (Inventor of the snowmobile) - Mathew Evans and Henry Woodward (Co-inventors of the first electric light-bulb. OFFICIAL LIGHT BULB STORY: Thomas Edison bought Woodward and Evan's patents in both countries before starting his own light bulb development) - Reginald Fessenden (Invented sonar; produced first radio broadcast) - Sir Sandford Fleming (Invented time zones) - James Gosling (Invented Java computer language) - Elijah McCoy (Invented automatic machinery lubricator; reason for the saying "The Real McCoy") - Cluny MacPherson (Invented first gas-mask used in WW1) - Gideon Sundback (Invented the zipper) - Frederick Banting and Charles Best (Co-discoverers of insulin) - Tommy Douglas (Father of Medicare in Canada) - Wilfred Bigelow (Invented the pacemaker) - MANY and MOST excellent hockey players, in addition to other athletes - In essence, Hollywood. Without Canada's very large tax-grants for film companies, it would be tres tres expensive for US companies to produce films. 13) In response to post number 147 - no one even mentioned penicillin anywhere. 14) I hope I never have to repeat this again. Canada does not equal COLD. I live in Northern Ontario. During the summer, temperatures are on average 30C=86F - however it feels much warmer (closer to 37C or 100F because of our humid climate). In the winter, it is VERY cold. It is not uncommon for temperatures to reach anywhere from -20C=-4F to -30C=-22F... It is even not that uncommon to see temperatures drop below -40C=-40F with the windchill. However, many Canadians make use of their sunny summers to keep their skin nice and tanned (IE We are not pale, in response to post \#218). Finally, the most southern point in Canada is at level with northern California - take that post \#195 with "the coldest state of the U.S.A.). 15) In response to Post\#204 - What do you care if the comedians are gay? You still laugh, regardless\! 16) In response to Post\#213 - Canadian Bacon (while a great movie) and South Park are horrible examples of Canadian culture. Try watching a documentary instead. 17) In response to Post\#215 - Next time you sit and watch TV for hours on end, pay attention to the credits. You will realise that many of your "American" TV shows and movies are supported by one of the many national and/or provincial tax credits available. As well, chances are, the show or movie has been filmed in Canada (ie. Queer as Folk, Doc, American Psycho, Cinderella Man, Home Alone 1, Home Alone 2, etc, X-Men, X2, and many others). Only then will you realise that the US only controls the media in one sense of the word. 18) In response to Post\#221 - You say that "zip" would be pronounced "zed-ip" by our pronunciation of the letter "z". However, if you follow your pronunciation given (that being "zee"), the word "zip" would be pronounce "zee-ip" - which it is most definitely not. Please learn the fundamentals of the English language and Western alphabet before you try to sound intelligent. Same goes for the letter "x". For example, the word "xenotransplantation, which is the transplantation of organs between species is not pronounced "ex-en-o-trans-plant-a-tion" but rather "zee-no-trans-plan-ta-tion". Same thing goes for other words starting with "x" such as "xanathin", "xenia" and "xylophone". No further explanation needed. 19) In response to Post\#222 - In my personal experience, for every one American you like, there are about 1000 you would love to shoot as well. This is all a matter of personal preference. Have you ever been to Canada? Because, I can assure you, your 1:1000 ratio just doesn't seem right. There are only a slight number of people who I would love to shoot here in Canada, and I can assure you - there are many more where those come from in the States (due to your immense population). 20) In closing, I think I will modify Post\#222's "example". He did say it well (less a few spelling mistakes). I am a proud Canadian who refuses to stand by and let Americans insult my country. However, I beleive that we should get along - we are our closest trading partners, cultural partners, and social partners. As well, we're the closest thing, besides Britain, that America has as a friend right now.

Canada is a country with a population of about 32 million.

Author: SudburyBranden http://canada.urbanup.com/1861649
80. (canada) (51↑, 41↓)
Located in north america, hosting diverse cultures, geography, animals, resources and manerisms. Second largest land mass, said to be the best place to live, home of the north-most inhabitation, and well governed. Descending country of (mainly) Great Britain and France. Critical and critisized, most popularly by/to the United States of America. Two official languages are English and French. Slowly growing population of approximately 30 million. Contains 10 provinces and 3 territories. Often patriotic. Known (to author) to fight only for rightly justified cause. Home of many celebrities (good and bad), large fan of hockey (watch canadian tv), (at time of posting) legalizing homosexual marriage and marijuana, harbouring a province wanting to seperate, and similar (willingly or not) to its neighboor to the south. Eh.

Shall one travel to southern America, or northerly Canada?

81. (Canada) (9↑, 0↓)
Aside from being a country (obviously) and [America]'s hat, Canada is a character from the [anime] [Hetalia]. He has a pet polar bear that he can't remember the name of. (Its name is Kumajiro.) Everyone either confuses him for America, can't see him, or doesn't know who he is.

Kumajiro: Who are you? Canada: I'm Canada. ----- [England]: Hey, America, about those war plans... Canada: Um, sorry, but I'm not America. ----- Canada: *running into a G8 meeting* Sorry I'm late\! [Japan]: Oh, it's fine. We've...all been waiting for you... Everyone: Who is this guy?

82. (Canada) (17↑, 8↓)
The best damn country you can ever live in It's beautiful and safe You can send your 12 year old daughter to the corner store and back at 10:30 pm , and know nothing will happen to her We all love hockey We all drink beer We're all quite smart We're not arrogant We say " eh" But who can blame us eh ? We actually eat poutine We can speak French & English Our elections take like.. a minute and a half We don't start wars for no reason We're not all Eskimos living in igloos and drinking maple-syrup non-stop We love our maple leaf IN OTHER WORDS, CANADA ROCKS :)

I'm 9 years old and I'm taking the city bus to school because I missed the bus :) I'm from canada :)

83. (Canada) (15↑, 6↓)
Second biggest Country in the world, known for kick-ass musicians (Sam Roberts, The Tragically Hip, Diana Krall, Feist, Sarah McLaughlin etc.) maple syrup, hockey, lacrosse, insulin, the telephone, poutine, chesterfields, peace.... etc., etc. Pretty beautiful country. From the coasts of Vancouver Island to the P.E.I, Canada has it all. Boreal Forest, Praries, Tundra, you name it, we got it.

Canada is awesome\!

Author: Poutines are good http://canada.urbanup.com/3804999
84. (canada) (61↑, 52↓)
Where all the good bands and singers come from. Mostly. And where most good hockey players come from. CANADA ROCKS\!

"Wow, this band is good." "Yeah they're from Canada." "No wonder."

Author: A random somebody http://canada.urbanup.com/1430323
85. (canada) (26↑, 18↓)
America's Hat.

America's Hat does not keep the United States warm because Canada is actually the coldest place in North America.

86. (Canada) (29↑, 21↓)
A Extremely large country with 3 people every sq. KM. Main cities inclue: Ottawa, toronto, Halifax, vancouver and quebec, we are a bilingual nation, French and English, we are generall y well educated, and we beleive in peace keeping and beer. Our beer has a higher alcohol percentage than others. Our winters can be cold (-30 to -40 C). But our summers can get extremely hot as well, with temperatures of 40 celcius, witch is freaking hot, we also have alot of fresh water, and we have a low crime rate. Our military is actually Very highly trained, and our weapons (C7 and C8s) are more reliable then the American M16 and M4s our average army soldiers are trained as well as american SF soldiers.

Mmm... poutine, Mmm... poontang. welcome to Canada

Author: Mack\!\!__\!\! http://canada.urbanup.com/1946757
87. (Canada) (94↑, 86↓)
A safe and NICE country that doesn't go around making enemies, and supressing ppl like our friends down south. We dont oppress ppl so terrorists dont fuck with us.
88. (Canada) (17↑, 10↓)
A country that used her brains and just plainly asked for her independence rather than start a fight for it.

Canada: Hey Britain, i want independence. Britain: OK. Canada: sweeet. --- America: Hey Britain, i want independence Britain: Ohka- America: NO? THATS IT, WERE GONNA FIGHT YOU FOR IT :\@

Author: TEEHEEEEEEEEE http://canada.urbanup.com/4434582
89. (canada) (23↑, 16↓)
americas hat

"did you see that commercial "canada, ameriaca hat" on urbandictionary?" "yeah, it sucks."

Author: thiscomercialsucksass23095 http://canada.urbanup.com/4030846
90. (Canada) (25↑, 18↓)
[Canada] being America's hat refers to any [cool] hat.

That hat's so Canada.

Author: Logan Johnson http://canada.urbanup.com/3005042
91. (canada) (17↑, 10↓)
we are a lot of good things (like peaceful, have universal health care...) but we're also pretty self congratulatory.

we are such an amazing society\! and so modest too\! Canada is the best\! (one of my fellow Canadians)

Author: mare del fiores http://canada.urbanup.com/2793778
92. (canada) (58↑, 52↓)
peter griffin's least favoraite country

canada sucks\!the more you know.

93. (canada) (58↑, 52↓)
A hugely multicultural country in North America that is located above the United States. Canada has the potential to be one of the richest countries in the world, but due to 'royal' figureheads and a faulty government, it doesn't come close. Canada has free health care, and to those who gloat about it too often, it was BRITAIN that burned the white house down, NOT Canada. The white house was burned down in 1812, and Canada was not a country until 1867. And for the record, the most heavily populated place in Canada is not frost-bitten and snow covered, it's actually lower than Maine, and has HOT summers\!

Canada became a country on July 1st, 1867\!

Author: Caius Justinas http://canada.urbanup.com/1330885
94. (canada) (7↑, 2↓)
where i'm going to move if a republican wins the 2012 election.

we all remember what happened under bush, so if america is dumb enough to pick some dumbass republican over obama, then HELLO CANADA\!

95. (Canada) (8↑, 3↓)
The country that gave us awesome stars, like Drake, Mike Myers, Jim Carrey, and Ryan Gosling. They also gave us Justin Bieber.. but they can have him back.

"Omg, I love Canada." "I know. I love their syrup."

Author: BieberHater11048 http://canada.urbanup.com/5056305
96. (Canada) (9↑, 4↓)
That place north of the United States that the world often forgets exists.

What's that place above the US called again? Oh yeah....CANADA\!

97. (Canada) (15↑, 10↓)
The second largest country in the world. Home of many famous actors, inventors and heroes of our time. Also, home to the most outrageous stereotypes I've ever heard. No, we do not say "eh" after every second word. No, we don't live in igloos. No, we do not idolize or deteste (whatever the opinion) our American neighbors. We have free health care. We don't like participating in war. People all over the country have a different way of saying things, same as in the USA. There are some of us, who are billigual( I am partially), but not all of us speak french. Not every Canadian is hockey obsessed or plays it (I do). We don't drink every hour of the day, seven days a week. We are nice, polite, caring people that just want to be friends\! The only reason I wrote this is because I am disgusted with some of the opinions people have posted here on urbandictionary.com. I agree with other Canadians, and other Americans, that Canada is not so different than the USA.

I may be the stereotypical Canadian, along with Bob & Doug McKensie. I play and love hockey, I am partially bilingual, and, if I were of age, I'd probably like to have a drink one in a while. I Love Canada, eh\!

Author: danihockeygirl http://canada.urbanup.com/4264427
98. (Canada) (22↑, 18↓)
Aside from what people think, We are not bear-basting hockey lovers. I actually HATE hockey, and I do not drink bear. Canada is a very laid back country, meaning you could smoke a blunt on the street and nobody would care, not even the cops, It is rare they will arrest you for it, they usually take a couple bucks from your wallet or smoke with you. Worse crimes such as heavy drug trade (cocaine, heroin) are not tolerated, You will be prosecuted for a LONG time if you are caught with it. Crime, it seems to be mostly in Toronto, but significantly less then most countries. And for stereotypes, that like to view us on our couch, drinking a beer, watching hockey on TV, Your wrong... Infact, I don't know anybody who does that. A few facts... -Our rocket ships, are not made out of wood. -We rarely say "Eh" -We have the best weed -We do not live in igloo's -We do not travel by dog sled -We cannot ice-skate on our roads -We do not hate America, we hate their president -We do not start random wars with people -Our flag is rarely burned (Yay\!)

Some people think that Canada is icey, and some people think it is a big forest. Wait - how can an igloo be in a forest.

99. (Canada) (53↑, 49↓)
America's hat Also the inspiration for the [Five Iron Frenzy] song, "Oh Canada," which tells you everything there is to know about America's hat.

Oh Canada Welcome to Canada, it's the Maple Leaf State. Canada, oh Canada it's great\! The people are nice and they speak French too. If you don't like it, man, you sniff glue. The Great White North, their kilts are plaid, Hosers take off, it's not half bad. I want to be where yaks can run free, Where Royal Mounties can arrest me. Let's go to Canada, let's leave today, Canada, oh, Canada, I Si Vous Plait. They've got trees, and mooses, and sled dogs, Lots of lumber, and lumberjacks, and logs\! We all think it's kind of a drag, That you have to go there to get milk in a bag. They say "eh?" instead of "what?" or "duh?" That's the mighty power of Canada. I want to be where lemmings run into the sea, Where the marmosets can attack me. Let's go to Canada, let's leave today, Canada, oh, Canada, I Si Vous Plait. Please, please, explain to me, How this all has come to be, We forgot to mention something here. Did we say that William Shatner is a native citizen? And Slurpees made from venison, That's deer. Let's go to Canada, let's leave today, Canada, oh, Canada, I Si Vous Plait.\</end of song\> Canadian: Eh?

100. (Canada) (3↑, 0↓)
The one place where you never piss off a cop.

Canada's cops have anger issues.

Author: Lima Bean 2016 http://canada.urbanup.com/5852151
101. (Canada) (8↑, 5↓)
America's Hat

Look \@ a map of the US with Canada, right up top

102. (Canada) (71↑, 68↓)
1) What the United States would be like if we legalized marijuana and brought back hockey; 2) A country bordering the United States with a smaller population, similar dialect, and a political/social ethos that is a hybrid of American individualism and European secularism; 3) Where Americans claim to be from when currently traveling overseas; 4) The country most Mexican and Central American illegal aliens are actually try to sneak into, but have trouble reaching because of the long distances involved, whereupon they find themselves trapped in New Mexico, Texas, California and Arizona.

It's Canada, eh? Keep our cities cleen...

Author: Paul Wartenberg http://canada.urbanup.com/1345379
103. (Canada) (3↑, 1↓)
The 51st and largest state of the USA, Canada is full of polar bears and beer. Imports include terrorists hoping to enter the rest of the US, while exports are mainly ice, beer, polar bears, and hockey players.

Person 1: We're importing a shipment of frozen beer-drinking hockey players from Canada. Person 2: SAVE THE POLAR BEARS\!

104. (Canada) (4↑, 2↓)
Where I live, we are proud to be Canadian. if you think about it, we do say eh quite a bit. Even though I live in BC I do speak fluent French. Tim Hortons ROCKS\!\!\!\!\! So does [marianas trench] we often do not realize we have an accent although we do, we say sorry ALOT\!\!\!\!\! I decided to count how many times I said sorry in one day, 27 times. I have NOTHING against the US, and I enjoy visiting them every summer. We have provinces and territories not states. Only my grandma calls a couch a chesterfield by the way. It's not freezing EVERYWHERE although it gets pretty darn cold in most places. Sorry, not many igloos, I have never seen a beaver in my life\!

Canada's a really nice country to live in.

Author: Canadiangirlie23119 http://canada.urbanup.com/5631709
105. (Canada) (3↑, 1↓)
They best country in the world, and unfortunately stereotyped. We don't live in igloos, ride polar bears, or end every sentence with "eh". The people here are the awesomest you'll ever meet. And it doesn't snow 24/7... although it does snow quite a bit. The snow is awesome for skiing, snowboarding, etc. in the Rockies. We're a diverse country, with people from everywhere. And proud of it. Hockey is pretty important to us, but we're not obsessed.

I ♥ CANADA\!

106. (Canada) (8↑, 6↓)
The proud land of people who list all of Canada's contributions tot he world when they hear the slightest negative comment about their country. ALL OF THEM.

American: Canada sucks Canadian: Oh Yeah\!? Well hockey is Canadian, Lacrosse is Canadian, Canada has never lost any wars, Canada- American: Bye

Author: svargthhaf4rfasdxef http://canada.urbanup.com/5000490
107. (Canada) (7↑, 5↓)
1. That place up north 2. A place who's inhabitants can handle -20C and +30C. 3. Where "U" is used more often in our words, we say zed not zee and eh? 4. A place where awesome animals such as moose, beavers and polar bears live. 5. A hockey loving nation. 6. A place where we use manners more often. 7. The country that conveniently blocks Alaska from the rest of the US. 8. The land of lakes, snow and free health care for all 9. The best country ever.

Joe: Where do you live Stan? Stan: Canada\!\! Joe: Eh?\! Stan: Yeah, yeah (eye roll)

108. (Canada) (10↑, 8↓)
A big place thats peaceful.

''That is SO Canada\!''

109. (Canada) (15↑, 13↓)
A place where books cost about $3 to $4 more than in the United States.

Steve: I'm gonna buy books in America and sell them in Canada and make a profit\! Sam & Brian: Canadian dollars are (usually) worth less than US Dollars fucktard so it won't matter\!

110. (Canada) (20↑, 18↓)
A country North of the United States and is often criticized.

A Canadian invented the M1 Garand..... YAY CANADA\!\!\!

111. (canada) (16↑, 14↓)
Without a doubt, the greatest nation in the world. The only people who argue this fact are stupid hicks who don't know any better.

"Dude, I wish I lived in Canada." "Dude, I read on urbandictionary.com that Canada's civil war was a bar fight that lasted about an hour."

Author: CaptainGoogle http://canada.urbanup.com/2207099
112. (canada) (36↑, 34↓)
best contry on earth\!EH\!(it does NOT snow all year round in all of canada for those people who plan to come with skiies from michigan to windsor this JULY\!)Tim Hortons rocks\! I do have a husky but i do not use him for a sled, i live in a house not an igloo i dont like hockey football i way better\! and i am canadian\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

CANADA ROCKS EH\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

113. (canada) (38↑, 36↓)
a pretty kick ass country the state's neighbor to the north a place where we can all smoke weed in harmony where a lot of people go to act like idiots, blaze and drink like crazy filled with slutty Molson Canadian beer girls the hometown of wayne gretzky, jim carrey, mike myers and many other kickass people known for being pretty easy to get along with are sterotyped like hell, dont live in igloos are sparsley populated considering it is the 2nd largest contry in the world love hockey are pretty easygoing have the largest asian population outside of asian (same with italian) have a complete ass hole running the country have a kick ass mtv program share niagara falls with the states but slighty bigger than other half share north america with mexico and america need to be taken a bit more serious

Canada+America+Mexic= a pretty screwed up continent. "I live in canada." "Canada is a big country" "Some guy in canada invented superman" "I like smarties." "Tim hortons was created by a canadian hockey player. so they have tim hortons in the states?" "My cousin from the US has a girl friend in canada." "Come to canada for lots of weed beer and slutty girls."

114. (canada) (31↑, 29↓)
Best contry in North America

Bob: Hey Tom, guess what? Tom: What? Bob: U.S.A blows\! Unlike Canada.

Author: Lucifer's burito http://canada.urbanup.com/1776779
115. (CANADA) (37↑, 35↓)
okay, so canada is a sweet country we have winter,spring,summer AND fall. and it gets wicked mad cold in the winter, and pretty damn hot in the summer. we live in nice houses, THAT ARE NOT MADE OF ICE/SNOW. we can drink at the age of 19. which is better than america becuase they have to wait till their 21 and thats pretty freaking old. we have beer, good beer molson canadian beer. and we play hockey,infact i bet we could kick your ass in hockey... bitches:), and were nice people. we dont say aboot, its ABOUT. and we do say EH? its more polite than what? and so basically. CANADA IS THE PIMPEDY PIMP PIMP PIMPEST COUNTRY. home of the pimps

last week i went to canada and i got beat with a hockey stick and left out in the snow, becuase i didnt bow down to their pimp hand. but they gave me a molson canadian so it was all good eh?

Author: whitey mcwhite canadian http://canada.urbanup.com/1741151
116. (Canada) (2↑, 1↓)
Canada is ranked as 1st in the United Nations List of Awesomeness, right in front of Albus Dumbledore, Megamind and you.

Woooo\! Canada\!

117. (Canada) (4↑, 3↓)
One of three countries that make up North America. Canada is the second largest country in the world(geographicaly).Major cities in Canada include:Toronto,Montreal,Ottawa,Vancouver,Calgary, Edmonton,Winnipeg,Saskatoon and Regina. Most of Canadas major urban areas exist in the southern portions of the coutry less than 500km from the United States border. Canada is a great place to live with a high standard of life.Canada has seen a dramitic rise in Immigration during the past 5 to 10 years. The population of Canada is very diverse and friendly. Anybody who doesn't like Canada needs to leave.

Canada Eh?

118. (Canada) (57↑, 56↓)
CANADA IS... The country up in North America. The second largest country in terms of land size The country with the best view of Niagra Falls The place where my favourite animals - polar bears- live\! :P The country with the coolest flag, the best national anthem, the coolest accents, and the most interesting heritage. The great land where all great bands (such as Simple Plan) reside from. The only country (besides the UK) that spells words such as honour like the Australians...not like the Americans\! The country with the friendliest people and hottest guys\! AND...the best country in the world\! (and I'm not Canadian...I'm an Australian\!)

Canada = Simple Plan, polar bears, Niagra Falls AND THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD\! I will live in Canada when i save up enough money\! :D

119. (canada) (43↑, 42↓)
The land of the worlds most well trained millitary, although small better trained. more kills done in afganistan by canadian snipers than the americans combined.

hey did you see that guy from canada shoot the afgani in the head from 1000 meters?? yah it was quite a shot

Author: deejaywk\@nexopia.com http://canada.urbanup.com/1730011
120. (Canada) (31↑, 30↓)
The second largest and one of the most beautiful countries in the world. Full of great talent and multiculturalism. Never believe any stereotypes about Canadians. Well except maybe that we like giving wrong directions to American tourists to screw up their vacation...

Doug Hightower is a dolt who needs to stop sticking his head in his arse. He obviously is EXTREMELY mislead about Canada. If we are so censored then why are we more liberal than Americans (with our gay marriages and what not)? Why do our TV shows portray issues like teen pregnancy and abortion while American networks ban those types of episodes (think Degrassi)? And maybe he doesn’t know this but in here we DO have such things as satellite TV, thus allowing us to watch shows (including all types of news broadcasts) from all over the world. So whatever we can’t get from cable (90 percent of which is American anyway) we can get from that. And our technology is just the same as yours. WOW EH?\! And yes many (but not all of them) Jack Chick comics aren’t allowed here but that is because they spread hate propaganda, which no country should have anyway. Cry free speech all you want, but there ARE laws against certain types of speech here AND in your own country, so actually there is no such thing as free speech if you think about it. Oh and Canadians (but not all. Remember many of us love you guys) don't bash Americans because we don't know better. They bash them because so many Americans (not including the good ones) don't know better.

121. (Canada) (48↑, 47↓)
Canada and America...both great countries. Canada is better than America in some ways: (health care, less problems, more room) and vice versa: (GST, government, power, money). Oh, and by the way, we (Canada) are not all French, only the Quebec people. Canada and America are both great, and a big thanks to our southern neightbors for protecting our weak asses from North Korea and Libya\!

To clear a few things up, we... have police officers, not mounties. have cars, not dogsleds. don't have freeze your balls off temperatures all year round. say "eh" as much as any other English-speaking country. live in houses, not igloos. say "about", not "aboot". are as pissed at our government as the Americans, although we have good reason to be. DON'T hate Americans.

Author: Quartux (Tyler) http://canada.urbanup.com/1415362
122. (Canada) (83↑, 82↓)
Canada is the best country in the world. The only people that don't like it are people who know its too good for them. Ever noticed how just about every country in the world hates America, but NOT Canada? Why is that? Hmmmm....We're not rednecks, hicks, and we don't suck balls\!

America Sux, CANADA ROC....By the way, whatever the person after me says IS NOT TRue, he's just pissed off he doesn't live there.

Author: Proud To Be A Canadian http://canada.urbanup.com/1230916
123. (Canada) (0↑, 0↓)
The Hufflepuff of the world

1: yo man, where you from. 2: Canada. 1: wow. that's like, the hufflepuff of the world.

124. (Canada) (0↑, 0↓)
Sort of like the American attic. It's above us, we forget that it's there and when we do go up we look around and say... "hey that's a lot of cool shit."

Canada is where Santa Claus lives?

125. (Canada) (3↑, 3↓)
America's 51st state.

We are coming for you Canada.

126. (Canada) (0↑, 0↓)
America's Hat.

Person A: "I'm going up to Canada tomorrow" Person B: "Canada is America's hat." Person A: "Oh?"

127. (Canada) (3↑, 3↓)
America's hat.

I was trying to find Canada the other day, where's it at? Oh, did you mean America's hat? Oh, right\!\!

128. (Canada) (7↑, 7↓)
The place thats better then America cause theyre not racist stupid government fucks.

Ameirca sucks I'm moving to Canada Count me in

129. (Canada) (14↑, 14↓)
Canada is the country north of the United States, we don't live in igloos on eat moose all the time, a beaver tail is not an actual beaver tail and we are not all French. Canada is made up of; the Atlantic Provinces, the Canadian Shield, the west coast, the prairies and the north. Most French people in Canada live in the province of Quebec but some live in New Brunswick and Nova Scotia. Quebec is pretty much its own region of Canada. Big cities in Quebec are Montreal and Quebec City. The prairies and the west coast are by far the richest part of Canada with oil and strong economy and where most people live in Canada.Calgary, Vancouver, Fort McMurry, Edmonton, and Winnipeg are all in the west. Atlantic Canada is rich in Irish and Scottish heritage witch can be seen in the music from Atlantic Canada. Atlantic Canada is the poorest place in Canada by far and has been for a while due to all the Irish immigrants and today most Irish Catholic people in Atlantic Canada are poor and live in the worst parts of Canada. Fredericton, Moncton, St. John, St. John's and Halifax are the biggest cities. Ontario is an economic center for the Canadian Shield and is cold in the winter because it is in the middle of the great lakes. Ottawa (the capital of Canada), Hamilton, Toronto and Barrie are in Ontario. The north is made up of mostly tundra and what most Americans think Canada is like. People in the north don't live in igloos anymore and most are proud Inuits. Yellowknife, Whitehorse and Iqaluit are in the north.

I am a poor Irish Canadian from New Brunswick and I'm proud\! Go Canada\!\!

130. (Canada) (11↑, 11↓)
A place where everyone lives in igloos, places hockey, and keeps either a polar bear or beaver as a pet. We eat pancakes and drink beer all day, and say ah after eveything we say, ah\!

American:Oh canadian "ah", where's your pet beaver? Canadian:Right hear, Beaver..... attack\! "Canada"

131. (Canada) (13↑, 13↓)
The best country in the world. Reasons to love Canada: 1. We invented Hockey. 2. We invented Basketball. 3. We invented Lacrosse. 4. We invented the poutine. 5. We invented the zipper. 6. We get free health care. 7. Our elections only take one day. 8. We have the second largest country on Earth. 9. Our beer is amazing. 10. Tim Hortons owns Dunkin Donuts. 11. A&W owns anything else. 12. Much Music owns MTV. 13. Our flag looks cool. 14. It's easy to score weed. 15. It's easy to score poon. 16. The minimum drinking age is 18, not 21. 17. We have cleaner water. 18. We have cleaner air. 19. Eh? Sounds better than, huh? 20. Seth Rogen is Canadian. 21. Jim Carrey is Canadian. 22. Mike Myers is Canadian. 23. Wayne Gretzky is Canadian. 24. Louis Riel is Canadian. 25. We have lots of polar bears. 26. We have lots of geese. 27. We have lots of moose. 28. We aren't as crowded as the U.S. 29. The immigration system works. 30. The political system works. 31. The employment system works. 32. Our government is better than the U.S. 33. French sounds cooler than Spanish. 34. It's easier to make money in Canada. 35. The people in Canada are nice. 36. Way less racism. 37. Good education opportunities. 38. We have a crazy drink: The Bloody Caesar. 39. It's beautiful to drive through Canada. 40. The girls are AMAZING\! Also, where else on Earth will the temperature range from -40°C to 40°C?

Fuck the other countries, Canada KICKS ASS\!

132. (Canada) (20↑, 20↓)
I hate to play the Devil's advocate here, but it seems that Jordan with the \#1 definition is really stretching things.. 1. Smarties are from England and simply have a production plant in Canada (as well as Germany and several other countries) 2. Given 3. Given 4. The original "Rules of Baseball" was written by Alexander Cartwright, a New Yorker, and the origins of pre-baseball games are said to be from England. I think you mean that "Baseball is played in Canada." 5. Sort-of, but I'll give you this one too. Lacrosse was an iriqois game first witnessed by westerners by a Frenchman back when we were both part of the British empire. 6. Absolutely 7. I guess... James Naismith was indeed Canadian, but this all happened in Massachusetts. 8. Apple pie has been eaten since before the New World was even discovered, recipies date back to the 1300s... 9. Given 10. Given, though Dunkin' Donuts is garbade. TH coffee is garbage too, but the food is much better IMO 11. The war of 1812 was before Canada WAS Canada, it was the UK vs the US, period. The US DECLARED war (but certainly did not start it) because of the UK FORCING americans to serve in their royal navy. It was more or less a second war for independence and ended with a treaty. 12. You guys better keep appeasing all of Quebec's demands so they will stop threatening to leave your union. 13. Canada has never played anything more than a supporting role in any war, ever. There is no reason to surrender when you've never fought an actual war on your own. 14. Your civil war is coming in the near future if your rediculous appeasing, ass-kissing politicians fail to keep Quebec from seceding. 15. okie 16. Plaid was only cool in Seattle, lol. 17. The HBC was a British company when that was true. 18. Given, lol. 19. Given. 20. Not really anything worth bragging about, did this just happen in Canada? 21. Snowmobiles were indeed invented by a canadian, jet-skis were invented by an Arizonan, Velcro was invented in Switzerland, Insulin is found natuarally in the human body, but was discovered by a German, and was first USED AS A MEDICINE in Canada. Penecillin was discovered by a Scottish scientist, Zambonis were invented by an American, in America..... Oh and Alexander Graham Bell was Scottish too. Are you just naming random things and saying they're Canadian? This is really rediculous, lol\! 22. Given. 23. Superman was invented by an American AND a Canadian in America. 24. True. It seems from this that one could just make random claims in Canada and people would just completely take it for fact, without any bit of skepticism, lol. Do you guys usually confuse yourselves with Great Britain? :) That being out of the way, I love Canada\! I love Canadians\! I haven't met many Canadian assholes at all. From my point of view, Canada and the US (Canadians and Americans) are much more similar places than some people on either sides of the border seem to believe. Other than these few discrepencies that I have pointed out, Canadians are by no means short on reasons to be proud to be Canadian. It is a great and underrated country that tends to fly a bit under the international radar. Low key, understated. Progressive and humanitarian, and a better neighbor than Mexico :)

I think I'll go for a weekend in Canada.

133. (Canada) (14↑, 14↓)
A nation in the unique position of being able to take all the easy positions in world affairs without worrying about consequences.

Canada: "Yay a surplus\! Not providing for our own defense is awesome."

Author: a n o n y m o u s http://canada.urbanup.com/1601028
134. (Canada) (65↑, 65↓)
1.The Greatest Country on Earth\! 2.We have a Tim Horton's store in almost every street corner. 3.Our Prime Minister knows how to handle a country. 4.We are the second largest country in the world. 5.We don't like Bush\! 6.We don't make fun of Asians. 7.We have freedom of speech. 8.We can call our leaders assholes and they won't care. 9.We don't deport people\! (AMERICA\!\!) 10.Our beer tastes like beer\! 11.We like our poloce officers\! and of Course 12.We have our own 12 days of Christmas\! GO CANADA\!

Canada kicks ass eh?

135. (Canada) (0↑, 1↓)
That place north of america that if they play their cards right, we might let them be a state

Did you bang that chick? Yeah we did a sacramento sweater... i mean an old king clancy, she was from canada

136. (Canada) (0↑, 1↓)
America's more peaceful and more mature little brother.

America: LOOK HOW STRONG I AM, WHO WANTS TO FIGHT ME?\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! C'MON\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! Canada: *Sitting under a tree, reading a book* "Yea, that's nice."

137. (Canada) (1↑, 2↓)
land of fake ass bacon and fake ass tits

[what the fuck] this isnt [bacon] and these arent [tits]. Canada fucking sucks.

138. (Canada) (1↑, 2↓)
-a place with a bunch of wannabe assholes who think that if u have ur hat backwards and walk like a retard then ur cool -4 words WISH THEY WERE AMERICAN -even tho u think u dont say eh........im sorry but u do and theres no point in denying it -dont say "u can't say that cuz u never been there" cuz i have and all i say is true.... -there r some good things about u tho.......u r rich , u have lower crime, and u r a bit nicer -NO FAMOUS PPL R FROM CANDA IF THEY R THEY ARE NOT VRY COOL (xcept 4 drake) -evn tho i think canada mostly has a bunch of faggot weed smoking preppy bitches....u guys arent all that bad

Bob- Hey Joe letz go see a Eminem concert in Toronto\!\!\! Joe-dont u kno that eminem doznt comer to canada\! \canada\canada\canada\canada\canada\canada\canada\canada\canada\canada\canada\canada\canada\canada\canada\canada\canada\canada\canada\canada\canada\canada\canada\canada\canada\canada\canada\canada\canada\canada\canada\canada Bob-Some famous ppl r from Canada Joe-WHO?their mostly all gay\! Bob-What about Justin Beiber? Joe- :S Really Joe? \canada\canada\canada\canada\canada\canada\canada\canada\canada\canada\canada\canada\canada\canada\canada\canada\canada\canada\canada\canada\canada\canada\canada\canada\canada\canada\canada\canada\canada\canada American-WOW\! Look itz Toronto\! Canadian-Hey dogg im from America too homee g American-No ur not u dum Canadian\!\!

139. (Canada) (2↑, 3↓)
The most BADASS country in the world. DOMINATES THE USA USA SUCKS....

Canada has 34 million people spred out thouout the second largest country in the world.

140. (Canada) (4↑, 5↓)
This is where all my bitches reside

Me to my canada bitches: Get down here and have sex with me you canadian bitches\!

Author: Jewsshouldfuckingdie http://canada.urbanup.com/5478718
141. (Canada) (1↑, 2↓)
1. (Common) A country of which the international reputation was destroyed by a single man and his political party in few years. 2. (Literal) Something nice who lost his prestige.

1. Neither Africa, nor Europe and even less the Arabic world rely on the Canadian diplomacy to play an active and effective role in the search for solutions the world conflicts. 2. Since this guys own the bar, it's went Canada.

142. (Canada) (7↑, 8↓)
n. Nickname for marijuana intoxication.

Hey dude, you want to go to canada tonight.

143. (canada) (29↑, 30↓)
an amazing country. home of the best winter soprts. temps range from -40 to +40 (celcius). A great country where we be passing da blunt on da chairlift. yall dont know. way better than the USA. we are accually nice ppl. who buy wee from cops. lol.

i love canada. lets go to whistler.

144. (Canada) (68↑, 69↓)
Larger than the US, and on top. If it was prision, they'd be our [bitch].

I don't have any example.

145. (Canada) (0↑, 2↓)
The place "nutella" an Justin Beiber were born. Need I say more?

Herp: Hey, did you see the show on canadian beavers? Derp: Yeah, it was filmed in Canada, right?

Author: starwarsmuffin01 http://canada.urbanup.com/6199879
146. (canada) (0↑, 2↓)
America's Hat.

If Canada is America's hat, would that make Mexico America's diaper? Exactly.

Author: FrankTheTank707 http://canada.urbanup.com/5821078
147. (Canada) (9↑, 11↓)
The US's hat.

US: Its kinda chilly out. I guess I'll wear my Canada today.

148. (Canada) (38↑, 40↓)
land of easy, beautiful women, inexpensive hard liquor and polar bears. Most often remarked and visited by Buffalo, NY's college students who enjoy better beer, cheaper food, hotter night clubs, casinos, sleazy strip clubs, and a drinking age of 19.

You wanna hit Canada tonight?

149. (Canada) (70↑, 72↓)
A country that has great beer. Canada does not have an army, but they do not need one, for they do not piss off everywone with their arrogance. Also, the only country to be attacked by America, yet come back and burn down their white house.

You walk down the street of Toronto. Look left\! You see a fat stripper\! Look right\! You see a $1 beer store\! Look back\! You see a pawn shop owned by some afghani refugee\!... No wait... This is New york.

150. (Canada) (13↑, 16↓)
publicly traded Corporation as listed on the US Securities Exchange. Check it out.

What the fuck?\! Canada's for fucking SALE?\!

Author: Stephen Harper http://canada.urbanup.com/2955089
151. (canada) (28↑, 31↓)
Americas country to the north. A country everyone likes because they use provinces, made bacon, made syrup, made hockey, and don't piss off other world powers or terroist. GO CANADA\!

American: Are you from Canada??? Canadian: Erhm.. why yes, I am. American makes out with canadian Canadian: SICKO\!

152. (Canada) (1↑, 5↓)
A country like any other, only difference is that citizens are much more [arrogant], beer that taste like most of it's water, free healthcare my ass (you pay for other peoples from taxes),getting insurance, driver licenses tries to bleed you out with every cent, lots of people with no job because they rather take money from the government=more [potheads], same amount of crime, watches jersey shore like anybody else, same amount of corruption cept it's legal, inexperienced doctors, cold as fucking hell, not as multicultural as people say, done nothing to actually keep the peace, obsesed with hockey even thought 3/4th of the world doesn't even play it(they had a riot over a GAME, and they called americans dumb, amazing\!). Military side: shitty military force, they called a machine the chink machine today because chinese people did that station before the machine in bc. Alberta [bitch] threaten to have me [deported] because she thought i was hitting on her even though i'm a citizen. cops handcuffed my dad because he was fishing in a no fishing zone(not even that the [cop] was constantly swearing at him in front of my younger sibling, he actually had to say "officer we are both civilized people can you not swear in front of my kids," and what did the cop say..."well aren't you a criminal?"During the fight between america and the japanese they sent japanese-canadian citizen to concentration camps in stead of helping out in the war. And shall i go on?

Canadian:OH CANADA HAS FREE HEALTH CARE, UH LESS CRIME AND UH UH LESS RACIST PEOPLE, YEAH THAT'S IT American:hmm I don't think so it's the same as everywhere else your overreacting I've been there before. Canadian: UUUHHH AMERICA HAS WAR ALL THE TIME AND STUFF AND CRIME IS SUPPER BAD\!\!\!\!\! American:Well have you actually been there before. Canadian:UHH NO.....BUT I BET IT'LL BE LIKE WHAT I SAID\!\!\!\! American:*sigh*

153. (Canada) (1↑, 5↓)
America's hat.

American - Yeah, Canada's totally our hat. Canadian - Eh?

154. (Canada) (2↑, 6↓)
We Are More by Shane Koyczan PART 4 we are more than summers and winters more than on and off seasons we are the reasons people have for wanting to stay because we are more than what we say or do we live to get past what we go through and learn who we are we are students students who study the studiousness of studying so we know what as well as why we don't have all the answers but we try and the effort is what makes us more we don't all know what it is in life we're looking for so keep exploring go far and wide or go inside but go deep go deep as if James Cameron was filming a sequel to The Abyss and suddenly there was this location scout trying to figure some way out to get inside you because you've been through hell and high water and you went deep keep exploring because we are more than a laundry list of things to do and places to see we are more than hills to ski or countryside ponds to skate we are the abandoned hesitation of all those who can't wait we are first-rate greasy-spoon diners and healthy-living cafes a country that is all the ways you choose to live a land that can give you variety because we are choices we are millions upon millions of voices shouting "keep exploring... we are more"

This was recited at the opening ceremonies of the Vancouver 2010 Olympics. 16 days, 14 gold, 7 silver, 5 bronze, 2 Olympic records broken, 1 proud country\! Go Canada\!

155. (Canada) (20↑, 24↓)
Mooses.

Canada has a lot of mooses, ehh?

156. (Canada) (1↑, 6↓)
Just wanted to clear something up, Baseball is NOT and I say NOT Canadian. Canada is the largest piece of fecal matter ever recorded in history to have stayed in one spot for such a long time without deterioration. However, there have been larvae laid on this large piece of fecal matter known as Canadians by some form of insect. These Canadians, as human-like as they look, are in fact incapable of the smallest of tasks, they are unable of doing even menial labor. They have trouble inventing things, they have trouble even using any brain power(or lack there of) to accomplish tasks. One theory I thought of, is the legalized drugs over there, have most likely did some long term damage on the functionality of the Canadian brain and thus we normal people in the rest of the world must feel sorry for them. We rest of the world should send our condolences for their mental retardation. I digress a little bit, but the main thing I am trying to stress is that Canada was created by a giant mythical beast a long time ago took a dump in that spot and the feces hardened and turned into Canada.

Normal Person 1: I am going to take a plane to Canada and see it. Normal Person 2: Why? Canada is a cold and worthless country. Waste of time and money I say. Normal Person 1: How worthless? Canadian: You fucking Americans are all fat and worthless and good for nothing with your McDonalds, eh. French and British are worthless too, eh(starts to open a beer, brewed in Wisconsin or some other state ironically, then starts to chug it down like it was nothing). Normal Person 2: Case in point.

157. (Canada) (4↑, 9↓)
Canadians are some of the awesomest people around, they are kind to everybody, don't like killing people, huge ally to USA and the rest of the world, nobody could ever take over because it is too god-damn cold. Winnipeg is almost in the center of the continent. nobody would mug you if your in a mall, free healthcare, people are not as fat as they are in the USA, no offense or anything, but some people down there are bigger then tanks, and as dumb as a nail too. [healthcare]

George: man, canada's healthcare is free\! thats awesome\! steve: ya, i know, we don't have to pay all that money just because we got sick

Author: Caandian in trust http://canada.urbanup.com/4481968
158. (Canada) (26↑, 31↓)
a country who doesn't get there asses kicked by japan in war and use a canadain inventors sport and call it your own YOU SON OF A BITCH americans u suck and you guys think we live in igloos f u guys

Canadian:"you know dr.james naismith is canadian" American"she"s ameriacan" Canadian"NO you dumbass he's canadian use wikipedia" Canadian"CANADA RULES\<AMERICA SUCKS\!"

159. (Canada) (9↑, 14↓)
Possibly one of the most liberal countries in the world, Canada has one downside: There are too many cultures for us to make one AND there was never a "culture" to begin with. If so, it's boring. Sorry, but white culture just doesn't cut it for me. I'm latino-descent, born here, I love my country (Canada) but it could be SO much better, and more fun lol. We've had a growing socio-democratic uprising :) (i.e. Minority Conservative thanx to the NDP PARTY) We have ppl of every corner of the earth, the longest street in the world, the highest freestand structure int he world... wheat lol, same sex marriages (altho i'm atheist and think marriage is stupid, it still shows that canadians are advanced in the social science field), and we have SNOW (yes it CAN be cold, but the spring and summer are the rewards for the going thru it) and Canada is world-renowned for it's beautiful nature (trees' leaves changing colour in the fall, the snow lol etc.). The ppl are generally... indifferent/non-chalant towards life, in my point of view. I live in Toronto, and that's what I see. IT WOULDN'T KILL TO SAY HI TO SOMEONE. or smile.. everyone on the subway looks sad and to themselves or just pist off, it's pretty depressing at times. We should embrace our characteristic as being a liberal, ppl-loving nation and ACTUALLY be more friendly. And as the first definition in this forum stated: Canada has invented quite a handful of sports, and we are unique. P.S. What the English did to the native americans when they came and took Canada was unforgivable... and shouldn't be forgotten. Also, with many of the minorities, we should actually teach them english and/or french when they first come here, we should actually hire the doctors, nurses, engineers etc after the graduate from uni/college etc... AND we should enforce learning French from the kindergarten... we would be bilingual from the start, and have our third, and fourth languages (since most canadians are from other countries or descendants from them) The gov't doesn't seem to care that we have so many professionals, that's why they all move to the US; That's what I think would make Canada alot better than it is right now. I love Canada, and want to see it fluorish, we can EASILY overcome the US... causing Mexico to follow, we would both leave NAFTA and make our own Latino/White/Melting Pot relationship\! I LOVE IT

Canada - Our Home (if I remember well, that's the definition given by one of the native indians when confronted by the English... I badly need to brush up on my Canadian History)

160. (Canada) (40↑, 45↓)
A country in North America home to French and English speaking people. Known for hockey, and being cold year round. The country which America thinks is another state.

Canada is the greatest country in the world.

Author: Jordan Morris http://canada.urbanup.com/1589848
161. (canada) (39↑, 44↓)
The place to get good chronic. British Columbian weed is the most potent natural weed in the world, and using hydroponics techniques makes it fuckin crazy ass weed.

i buy weed from canada all the fuckin time.

162. (Canada) (28↑, 33↓)
Economic trading partner and ally of the U.S. For the most part inhabited by great people, except for dumbshits like DeusEx Pimp who think that the U.S is physically larger than Canada.
163. (Canada) (30↑, 35↓)
A place with the best Homeland Security ever (the RCMP or Royal Canadian Mounted Police) not just some gay pick a color crap like in the US. But repremanded by many for not executing Avril Lavigne for being a poser if Canada even uses the Death Penalty at least they could have locked her up.

Canada is Cool

164. (Canada) (43↑, 48↓)
A North American country, situated to the north of the United States where the inhabitants become more and more insane as you go further east. For example, people living in Vancouver are known for being conservative, mundane breeders, while Newfoundlanders are absolutely and wonderfully mad.
165. (Canada) (1↑, 7↓)
America's retarded cousin.

Bill: Hey dude, I just got back from vacation from Canada\! Joe: ...Why would you go to Canada? That's America's retarded cousin\!

166. (Canada) (1↑, 7↓)
America's shithole.

Canada always gets ripped off.

Author: beatmaster2011 http://canada.urbanup.com/5453561
167. (canada) (7↑, 13↓)
America's hat.

If Canada were to blow up, it would reveal America's ugly hat hair.

Author: scrotal punch http://canada.urbanup.com/4291611
168. (Canada) (74↑, 80↓)
The country to the north of the United States known for its beautiful landscape, hockey, and its frigid cold. But those are the only positives to the country of Canada. The negatives include... -Saying Eh? at the end of every sentence turning that sentence into a question. -Sure you hockey-nuts have the second largest country in the world but how much of that is actually populated...Thats what I thought. -Although all the Canadians believe that they burned down our White House in the War of 1812 you didn't. It was British soldiers stationed in Canada that did it. Thats like after the American soldiers invaded Iraq and semi fixed its government the Iraqis saying oh yeah we fixed our own government. -Who actually wants to live in the cold weather of Canada anyway...exactly. -Canadians barely have a military so if Bush was still our president and got bored one day and decided to invade Canada there would be nothing you guys could do to stop us except maybe make a barricade of Mounties on horseback but Oh no look here come our tanks Mounties:0 America:1 Those are just a few of the reasons Canada is probably the shittiest place to live.

Canadian: Welcome to Canada eh? American: Shut the hell up and go chug some maple syrup. Canadian: Well that would be a mighty discomfort in my tumbly bumbly wouldn't it eh? American: So who won the hockey game last night? Canadian: Pshh, its the start of our summer you silly fraggle muffin we don't start our hockey season for a couple more weeks when autum comes alone eh? American: Wow...

Author: Jokesterpants http://canada.urbanup.com/4068514
169. (Canada) (2↑, 8↓)
You should love it because thats not really a maple leaf.

Canada. Canabis. scary, right?

Author: Johnny twodicks http://canada.urbanup.com/4060522
170. (Canada) (8↑, 14↓)
America's Hat

The Body of North America: Canada-Hat America-Face Mexico-Jacket

Author: Colonel Trainwreck http://canada.urbanup.com/3738697
171. (Canada) (10↑, 16↓)
The place that unpopular geeks say their girlfriends live.

I have a girlfriend\! You haven't met her because she lives in Canada\!

172. (Canada) (28↑, 34↓)
America's Hat.

Canada is above America, therefore its hat.

Author: Somegurlwhoisntcanadian http://canada.urbanup.com/3716562
173. (canada) (14↑, 20↓)
Americas hat. [jk] A country above the U.S where [ppl] live in regular houses and a regular city and smoke [guanja] a lot. Except for some places there is igloos and inuits (Eskimos)and Canadians do say "eh" A LOT\! i have an Ethiopian-Canadian cousin from toronto and he says it so much its annoying\! Canada is also very diverse. From what ive seen there are more foreigners in Canada than America. They go there because its safe and free health care and blah blah blah\! They go there because its easier to start a new life and find weed plain and simple. Some of the french canadians are kind of racist but everyone is else is cool. America is still kinda doper than canada. theres not that much excitement or famous ppl except for some comedians. lol

Me: Bro im goin to Canada for the weekend My Friend: are you gonna live in a igloo or a log cabin? ME: a condo.... My Friend: Is that short for "condonsation"?\! Your gonna sleep in the snow?\! Me: You mean "Condensesation"? no dumbass a condominium\! My friend: Whats that? Me: your not my friend anymore your too dumb My Ex- friend:='(

Author: [Gun Rue] kid http://canada.urbanup.com/3000520
174. (Canada) (15↑, 21↓)
A cold area north of the U.S. Could freeze your nipples off.

Damn, its cold, we must be in Canada

175. (Canada) (2↑, 9↓)
a place north of the united states that is full of untalented morons that do nothing in the world and should be under controll by the U.S.

a terrible thing that came from canada is Justin Bieber the only things you hear from canada is about hockey and justin bieber

Author: demonic_lizard http://canada.urbanup.com/5719770
176. (Canada) (1↑, 8↓)
We Are More by Shane Koyczan PART 3 we are the colours of Chinatown and the coffee of Little Italy we dream so big that there are those who would call our ambition an industry because we are more than sticky maple syrup and clean snow we do more than grow wheat and brew beer we are vineyards of good year after good year we reforest what we clear because we believe in generations beyond our own knowing now that so many of us have grown past what used to be we can stand here today filled with all the hope people have when they say things like "someday" someday we'll be great someday we'll be this or that someday we'll be at a point when someday was yesterday and all of our aspirations will pay the way for those who on that day look towards tomorrow and still they say someday we will reach the goals we set and we will get interest on our inspiration because we are more than a nation of whale watchers and lumberjacks more than backpacks and hiking trails we are hammers and nails building bridges towards those who are willing to walk across we are the lost-and-found for all those who might find themselves at a loss we are not the see-through gloss or glamour of those who clamour for the failings of others we are fathers brothers sisters and mothers uncles and nephews aunts and nieces we are cousins we are found missing puzzle pieces we are families with room at the table for newcomers

This was recited at the opening ceremonies of the Vancouver 2010 Olympics. 16 days, 14 gold, 7 silver, 5 bronze, 2 Olympic records broken, 1 proud country\! Go Canada\!

177. (Canada) (0↑, 7↓)
We Are More by Shane Koyczan PART 2 and yes we are the home of the Rocket and the Great One who inspired little number nines and little number ninety-nines but we're more than just hockey and fishing lines off of the rocky coast of the Maritimes and some say what defines us is something as simple as please and thank you and as for you're welcome well we say that too but we are more than genteel or civilized we are an idea in the process of being realized we are young we are cultures strung together then woven into a tapestry and the design is what makes us more than the sum total of our history we are an experiment going right for a change with influences that range from a to zed and yes we say zed instead of zee

This was recited at the opening ceremonies of the Vancouver 2010 Olympics. 16 days, 14 gold, 7 silver, 5 bronze, 2 Olympic records broken, 1 proud country\! Go Canada\!

178. (Canada) (6↑, 13↓)
A country founded by beavers in 1901. it's capital is Yukon, which is a barren wasteland. though the beavers expanded southwards to where there was wooded lands. since then the beavers have imported 3000 lumberjacks a year from the US to help them clear trees for massive dams that they put in canada, these dams formed what is now the great lakes.

US Lumberjack 1: those beavers in canada recruited me to cut down trees there eh Lumberjack 2: oh boy, the last thing we need is lake superior to be bigger dontcha know.

Author: All-American-Badass http://canada.urbanup.com/4629020
179. (Canada) (2↑, 9↓)
America's hat. opposite of Mexico, Americas beard.

Without Canada America wouldn't have a hat.

Author: the real cheeze http://canada.urbanup.com/4429794
180. (Canada) (8↑, 15↓)
America's hat

Canada matches Mexico, America's beard

Author: BombaGoBackToTheVillage http://canada.urbanup.com/3775773
181. (Canada) (19↑, 26↓)
Canada is a coutry North of the United States which likes to blame all its problems on its southern neighbour but lets face it we have our own problems which were completely Canadian made and maintained. We claim to be a multicultural society but historically we attempted to block cultures which were not white European ones (ie. Chinese, East Indian, Japanese). We also have a horrific history of attempting to Annihilate first Nations Culture which continues to this day in government policies. We are a people that are so proud that we used to be \#1 instead of horrified at the injustices that exist which lowered our status. Our government is little better than the American one we mock so freely and yet we stand and claim superiority when we should be standing together to fight the systemic racisms and other immense injustices our coutry is modelled on.

During WWII Japanese Canadians were segregated from Canadian society because they were to close to being the actual enemy but German Canadians faced no such segregation and were even welcomed into the Canadian military. Canadians believe in a Canada based on lies.

Author: trickiegirl123 http://canada.urbanup.com/2823133
182. (CaNaDa) (42↑, 49↓)
The country I have lived in all of my life, and it kix ass\! and i know the US does too, as doesw the UK and all of Eurpoe, even France, well maybe not France , hey at least the chicks there sunbathe topless. ut here we have free health care, and a very friendly community throughout in general. our counry is great for not having nearly as many gun related deaths as the US (that gives the us a bad image, but it isnt that bad, it isnt too different Canadiens are close to the same as americans, and not all of us hate the US) BOWLING FOR COLUMBINE WAS A GREAT MOVIE\!\!\!\!\!\! ROCKON\!\!\! and another thing, live here for a year if u are not canadian and i guarantee that u will wanna stay longer, and there are better places to snowboard here too\!\!\!\! Hocky: was invented by BRITISH soldiers stationed in Canada im a british canadian for you others talking aboot water(some water now contains estrogen chemicals that reduce male sperm-counts:( )

if you dont live here, you arnt alive

183. (Canada) (1↑, 9↓)
Many definitions for this one: 1. A place where the natives take white peoples money, drink a lot and leave their children to become cretins just like themselves then blame white people for their actions. They are cared for more than white people and immigrants put together. 2. A place where immigrants and black people are treated like terrorists, and get low education compared to all the natives and whites. 3. A democracy.

No example needed. Just come to Canada and see for yourself.

Author: x_Winterpegger_x http://canada.urbanup.com/5468624
184. (Canada) (2↑, 10↓)
America's Coolio hair.

United States: How's the weather up there? Canada: Fuck you.

185. (Canada) (9↑, 17↓)
America's hat

I am America, I have a hat. My hat is Canada.

186. (Canada) (4↑, 12↓)
A country founded by John Cabot (as much as french people hate to admit so they say Jacques Cartier) Later Britain came and owned the french in Plains of Abraham. Became our own country in 1867, life was good we kicked ass in both world wars and the Korean war. 70's came and so did the sepratists, screwing up Canada from it's British ties forever. Flag and anthem changed because it was 'racist to immigrants' (if they don't like our culture than fuck them) later Canada was made fun of because we were 'pussies' when really we could kick all your asses in a fight. We like hockey, we say zed not zee, we say eh, the stereotypical accent is actually ottawa valley accent... Canada, Ireland and Germany may be the biggest beer drinkers. We have free health care, and we have our own legal terrorist (quebecois) Cheers.

Anglophone: UK owns Francophone: CHANGE IT CHANGE IT\!\! Anglophone: SHUT UP FROGGY\! That's Canada...

187. (Canada) (6↑, 14↓)
America's Hat\!\!\!

Canada is, indeed, America's Hat.

188. (Canada) (15↑, 23↓)
1. America's hat. 2. America's backyard. 3. America's little brother who always talks trash and is lucky it doesn't get socked in the face. 4. A really cool country, except for the parts with Frenchies. Those guys suck. 5. A country with terrible medical aid. 6. The first country the United States will annex if a holocaustic World War III begins. 7. The country that doesn't need a fence on the border.

1. Hey, where's my hat? - On top of Michigan. 2. Where's the dog? -In Canada. 3. Why do they keep trash-talkin'? Don't they know we'll beat them down? -Dude, they're Canadians. 4. Ontario = Awesome Quebec = SUCKTACULAR\! 5. Hey, does anybody want some free drugs? 6. In Fallout 3, America annexed Canada during the nuclear war with China. 7. Stupid Mexico.

Author: The Great enal http://canada.urbanup.com/3799503
189. (Canada) (31↑, 39↓)
The only nation in North America (except for the oppressively-communist Cuba) where pets get better health-care than people do. Since "universal" health-care costs nothing, you get what you pay for.

A new report released today by the Canadian Institute for Health Information (CIHI) shows Canada had 151 MRI scanners at the beginning of 2004, more than four times the number it had a decade ago (40). And that's sad.

190. (canada) (52↑, 61↓)
The second largest country in the world by land mass that lies on the northern most part of North America. Population is approx. 31 million. Canada is an officially billingual country where federal government services are offered in English and French. Current Prime Minister is Paul Martin and the Head of State is Queen Elizabeth II. Canada is a former British colony that obtained self-government in 1867 and effective independence in 1931 following the Statute of Westminster. British control of Canada was secured following the victory of General Wolfe over the French forces of Montcalm on the Plains of Abraham outside Quebec city in 1759. The majority of the Canadiaa population is descended from immigrants from the British Isles although it is not politically correct to say so. The french speaking minority that constitutes 30 per cent of the population is concentrated in Quebec, with sizeable populations in Ontario and New Brunswick. Other main immigrant groups are Germans, Italians, Poles, Ukranians, East Indians, and Chinese. Canada has fought in the Boer War, WWI, WWII, Korea, the Gulf War, and even sent troops to the Russian revolution to assist the White/Royalist forces. Despite the military history, Canadians now prefer to view themselves as peacekeepers. Canada's military is now so ancient and neglected I wouldn't trust it to help me across the street, not to mention fight a war. The main cities are Toronto, Montreal, and Vancouver. The capital is Ottawa. 90 per cent of the Canadian population lives within 200 kms of the American border. Most Canadians like to think of themsleves as really different from Americans but it's mainly just a national sham based on a publically funded health care system. Most Canadians also like to view themselves as nice and polite when really it's just an excuse for being boring. American-style flag waiving and patriotism is now ingrained in Canada. This ironically makes Canadians more like Americans when they are in fact trying to be different from them. Ha ha.

I thought things couldn't get more boring, then I arrived in Canada. Canada can't buy a medal at the olympics becasue it provides less funding for its athletes than Tajikistan. At least I live in Canada rather then the Great Satan to the south. I won't get shot now that I have crossed the border from America to Canada.

191. (Canada) (11↑, 21↓)
Hmm. Best thing about Canada. Hmmm its hard to pick just one thing. Its such a big, beautiful land with stunning girls and amasing beer. Oh yeah, and its not snowing here all the time\! HAH. Although id like to think that we are the best because we generally dont fear terrorism. Why would we? I know i dont walk around starting fights with every person because i think im better then them. Unlike SOME people and countries \>.\> Canada rules\! Hockey is amasing. And, PFFFFT California? Srrsly? We got a leaf on our flag. A LEAF\! Our entire country is an emerald triangle\! We win. We never loose. We feel bad for ignorent people, we dont fight them about it. and we are generally awesome.

Canada is my favorite place to be. I wish everyone lived there\! I mean, there's room\!

Author: That Canadian Infodude http://canada.urbanup.com/5973299
192. (canada) (2↑, 12↓)
AMERICAS HAT\!\!\! The fabulous land up north that just so happens to be seated on top of the USA, hence Americas hat.

Up in Canada, Americas hat, they play hockey and drink. Alot.

193. (canada) (3↑, 13↓)
america's hat

canada is america's hat

194. (Canada) (2↑, 13↓)
Canada has a glorious history, rich in aloofness and high taxes. According to the teachings of Colbert, Canada is Americas hat. It sits up there all high and mighty and yet hats serve no purpose (baseball hats are excluded because celebrities use them to disguise themselves into a regular person). Even the 2010 Olympics is thought by 98% of the world to be located in northern Washington state. Canada was founded in the 1930s when the movies "Reefer Madness" shined light on the magical little drug now commonly known as "Daddies Medication". Because of a monopoly and political power of the cotton farmers, Pot was outlawed, so everyone who was already addicted had to go where nobody would find them to smoke it in peace....Canada. Since its early days, Canada has grown from a population of elves/the french and runaway slaves to that of more elves/the french, less slaves and alot more Japanese. Their government is made up of people who pretend to be a democracy but if the Queen of England visits, they shit their collective pants. They say their free healthcare is "fantastic" and "life saving" but I think if they had bigger houses, fancier cars, and clothes not made from polar bears, they would change their minds. They have never been in a war because they always show up late, without cars, Canadians rely on horses and giant red hats (again with the attention seeking) whenever travelling.

Canadian: I live in Canada...we gave you Shania Twain and Pam Anderson.

Author: Colberts\#5 fan-ish http://canada.urbanup.com/4633171
195. (Canada) (4↑, 15↓)
The land of queers and skanks. In the most recent of Colbert Nations, it was slighted for renaming its magazine "the Beaver" because Canadians are a bunch of ninnies.

Canada is such a land of [queers] and [losers] Canadians eat douchebagels and creamed mancheese Colbert was disappointed and issued a slam-session on [Canadians] for giving up on "the Beaver"

196. (Canada) (1↑, 12↓)
The second best country in the world, bested by [Japan].

George: I went to Canada over summer vacation. Tim: I went to Japan. George: Damn it...

197. (Canada) (35↑, 46↓)
A boring inconsequential country filled with whiny people very interested in ensuring that no one has any fun, except themselves. This does not make sense but neither does Canada. The country was founded by tough, adventeurous people but recently pussies, faggots and whining bitches have taken over. A coup is presently underway by immigrants from China, Vietnam, Phiilipines, Somalia and Jamaica among others who are seeking to overthrow and expel all real (white) canadians. Because most real canadians have shifted to the "punk bitch pussy" camp they are easily overwhelmed by any accusation of "racist" and bend over backwards succeeding in putting their heads up their own asses to accomodate the preceived needs and/or human rights violations of a "new canadian" who recieves citizenship and a passport as well as access to free healthcare, education, safe communities etc. in only three years without having to learn English or French or any of the customs or history of the once great nation. Pussified punk bitch Canadians celebrate this process and call it "multi-culturalism" and celebrate by farting at each other and telling themselves they smell just like roses. Meanwhile the "new canadian" laughs all the way to the bank as he sponsors 75 family members into the country now that hes a citizen and each one of the elderly will recieve 500,000$ in healthcare and every last one of them signs up for welfare and gets a job in one of the ethnic ghettoes that pays under the table and pays no tax. Every immigrant tries their hardest to cheat the government of paying taxes and laughs at what abunch of pussy faggts most Canadians are as they slowy take over the country.

Canada conversation Real Canadian whose family built the country and left dozens of dead on battlefields around the world: "Wow, that shopping mall doesnt have one sign in English, and when i asked the attendant where the bathroom was they couldnt even speak english, thats fucked up?" Pussified faggot punk bitch "Canadian": "Oh....youre such a racist\!" "New" Canadian ( in some gibberish other than english or french because they never bother to learn it): "Fucking losers.. we will own your huge country and all its mineral wealth and you will be deported, ha ha"

Author: One tough s'um bitch http://canada.urbanup.com/4218176
198. (Canada) (20↑, 31↓)
America's Hat. Canada sits on top of America like a hat. Classy attire worn by countrymen.

Canada is America's hat.

199. (canada) (44↑, 55↓)
the second biggest country but the larest producer of weed

canada has the best chron in the world

200. (Canada) (2↑, 14↓)
The largest land mass in North America that isn't a country. It may proclaim itself to be the greatest country in the world but this is impossible because Canada is still under British control.

A: Canada is the greatest country in the world\! B: No, it's not even a country, moron...

201. (Canada) (1↑, 13↓)
see Garbage

Canada is a garbage country.

Author: mordy da hutt http://canada.urbanup.com/5519859
202. (Canada) (6↑, 18↓)
America's gay hat to the north

When people wonder what a gay hat looks like, they look at Canada

Author: America, eff ya http://canada.urbanup.com/4760878
203. (Canada) (6↑, 18↓)
America's hat. That's all. They're just a hat.

Canada? Oh you mean America's hat\!

204. (Canada) (5↑, 17↓)
America's hat.

Person1: Where are you from? Person2: Eh? Person1: I said, where are you from? Person2: Canada. Person1: Ah, America's hat. Person2: ...Eh? Person1: Nevermind.

205. (Canada) (4↑, 16↓)
America's hat.

Canada is to America is this hat is to my head.

206. (canada) (6↑, 18↓)
Large natural preserve saved for summers. Inhabitants criticize others easily.

I visit Mexico in the winter to explore. Almost totally full of canadians. West coasters loudly verbalize there hate for the french canadians and american leadership and the east coasters verbalize there hate for west coasters and american leadership. I don't have a clue what canadian leadership is doing. Several canadians told how happy they were to fly to the states to buy a car or rv and save from the taxes that provide all of the "free services" they get in canada. Guess they travel to their home to enjoy the "natural preserve" in the summer. CURIOUS

207. (canada) (8↑, 20↓)
a secret code word used when going drinking.

"dude, were going to canada tonight? you commin?" "when are you flying?" "the plane leaves around 12"

208. (Canada) (4↑, 17↓)
Canada many have said is the land that the Usa wouldnt waste the time it would take to bash all 9 of the mounties that protect that barren land to plunder and pillage everything the retarded people that dont know any better then to move to a real country, but that just isnt true. The USA is way too smart to waste the one soldier that it would take to conquer the land because the great USA knows that if they wanted the only good things that come out of Canada, the whiskey, the weed, the oil, and the whores, all they would need to do is hold up a shiny nickel and lead all of the idiots to the tundra. Though all isnt lost, Canada is holding the olympics this year and have began the first ever, sure to be the most popular and famous game of all time called " Stoning the stupid fucking Canadian " , with the USA sure to take all medals in this great event \!\! There is only just one problem though, all residents qualify to take part, and there just is not enough time to let every qualifier to take part \!\!

Hey Dude, you ever been to Canada ?? What the fuck you talking about ?? Sure I been to Canada, isnt that where the USA ships all the retards to ?? Canada is gonna be the new Asia right ??

Author: The proud Intelligent American http://canada.urbanup.com/4663204
209. (Canada) (6↑, 19↓)
You might have seen one of the advertisements on this website with a shirt that states, quit simply: Canada: America's hat. oh, and btw, if "Americans" are people from America, then "Canadians" are from "[Canadia]"

Canada: Cold Annoying Nowhere Above Da America

Author: Simian Infernus http://canada.urbanup.com/4033596
210. (canada) (9↑, 22↓)
Americas hat. [jk] A country above the U.S where [ppl] live in regular houses and a regular city and smoke [guanja] a lot. Except for some places there is igloos and inuits (Eskimos)and Canadians do say "eh" A LOT\! i have an Ethiopian-Canadian cousin from toronto and he says it so much its annoying\! Canada is also very diverse. From what ive seen there are more foreigners in Canada than America. They go there because its safe and free health care and blah blah blah\! They go there because its easier to start a new life and find weed plain and simple. Some of the french canadians are kind of racist but everyone is else is cool. America is still kinda doper than canada. theres not that much excitement or famous ppl except for some comedians. lol

Me: Bro im goin to Canada for the weekend My Friend: are you gonna live in a igloo or a log cabin? ME: a condo.... My Friend: Is that short for "condonsation"?\! Your gonna sleep in the snow?\! Me: You mean "Condensesation"? no dumbass a condominium\! My friend: Whats that? Me: your not my friend anymore your too dumb My Ex- friend:='(

Author: [Gun Rue] kid http://canada.urbanup.com/3000521
211. (Canada) (39↑, 55↓)
The country where they film the best show in the world... Degrassi

Canada is the most awsomest place in the world... let's go watch Degrassi

212. (Canada) (9↑, 29↓)
a term used in German concentration camps during the Second World War to refer to the building where valuables confiscated from prisoners were kept; German prison guards thought of Canada as a non-specific place of great wealth; for prisoners, 'Canada' connoted both wealth and freedom.

Gold confiscated from the prisoners went to Canada.

213. (Canada) (10↑, 33↓)
A country that serves poop, pee, and diarrhea platters to its patrons. Avoid the restaurants at all costs. Its Executive Prime Minister likes to hit birds all the time and gets nothing accomplished in his 50-year terms. Its citizens run around screaming all the time and they are so intellectually capable they can recite the entire works of Shakespeare while riding a unicycle underwater. Its Executivs Prime Minister takes a liking to sexually abusing bats occasionally.

Canada is a place that only psychos and Tim Russert goes.

Author: Barry Trotter http://canada.urbanup.com/2305717
214. (Canada) (9↑, 38↓)
The plywood tree fort in a backyard where a really great pool party is taking place.

"Want to go up to Canada?" "Nah."

Author: OneTwentyOhNine http://canada.urbanup.com/3348576
215. (Canada) (17↑, 47↓)
A country full of people who are suffering from inferiority complexes because they are not from the United States. (see previous UD definitions)These people, known colloquially as 'Canadians' are also perplexed by the fact that the place that they find so amazing and perfect is inhabited by so few people compared to many third world, developing, and industrialized countries.

Canada is great\! We promise\! We aren't jerks like America\!

216. (canada) (12↑, 44↓)
america's hat this definition must be longer than 20 letters.

wow, canada looks so great on america.

217. (Canada) (11↑, 44↓)
Americas hat

CANADA

218. (Canada) (7↑, 41↓)
America’s stalker. Canadians obsess over Americans and we barely remember you exist.

Eww gross – there’s heavy-breathing Canada in the bushes jerking off to a picture of the US.

219. (Canada) (36↑, 70↓)
A foriegn land where American 19-20 year olds go to get fucked up cuz they can legally drink, I know that's what I do\!

Let's all go to "Canadia" so we can drink Metric Mega FuckTon of liquor and make our American O Face with Canadians...ehh?

Author: EasyEdith Loves Canadian Skanks http://canada.urbanup.com/279034
220. (Canada) (49↑, 83↓)
where doctors want to go to America. ; lack of doctors

a woman:My baby's gonna come out\!\!\! nurse: make an appoinment, it'll be in 5 weeks.

221. (Canada) (7↑, 42↓)
America's suburb to the north.

Canada is to America as Agrestic is to Los Angeles

222. (Canada) (4↑, 39↓)
1. (n.) Also known to most of the world as Canadia, Canada is "America's hat." Canada is known for its immense maple tree supply, saying "aboot" and "eh?", and lots and lots of mooses. 2. (adj.) Super cool; most excellent; awesome 3. (n.) A hat (specifically a hat belonging to the U.S.A.) 4. (n.) One who has the quality and/or ability to talk in a Canadian fashion; One who uses "eh?" and "aboot" and mostly replaces "ou" with "oo".

1. "Hey, Jim, have you heard about that new Canadia -I mean Canada- place? I went there, like, last week, man\!" 2. "Wow, check out that dude over there. He's so Canada\!" 3. "Yo, dude\! Check out that weird Canada-thing above us on this map\!" 4. "Hello, guys. What was all that ruckus aboot at your hoose last night, eh?" "Wow, he's such a Canada."

223. (Canada) (22↑, 57↓)
The hat worn by the Greatest Country on Earth, the United States of America.

I'm going to go to Canada. I hope it doesn't fall off our head\!

224. (Canada) (20↑, 55↓)
The United States' National Moose Preserve.

I think it's just great that we have set aside Canada as our designated National Moose Preserve. I'm not sure which president did it, but score an environmental point for him\! We need more presidents like that before the environment is completely shot to hell.

Author: Nancy Dragoin http://canada.urbanup.com/2666827
225. (canada) (24↑, 59↓)
america's baseball cap. but i wish i lived there. a little bit.

nobody gets killed in canada\!

226. (Canada) (10↑, 45↓)
A country that lives under the shadow of the US and can't even figure out that it's just a low budget version of America.

SockMonkey on urbandictionary: The only country to successfully invade the United States and burn down the White House. Reader: Is that the best you got, Canada? Have you been sitting with your thumbs up your asses boosting about that for the last 200 years? Weren't the british the ones that actually burned down the White House?

227. (Canada) (10↑, 46↓)
America's hat.

Canada is America's hat.

228. (canada) (168↑, 205↓)
this is in response to some reasons to be proud to be canadian. (jordan, first post under search "canadian") each number is a smartass answer to each numbered reason he put. 1. canadian smarties are just cheap m&m's 2. ive had crispy crunch, it sucks 3. canadian football is gay 4. baseball is not canadian (doubleday dumass) 5. lacrosse is native american 6. i'll give u hockey 7. basketball is american (naysmith dumass) 8. apple pie isnt canadian, syrup is 9. idk wat mr. dress-up is, but it sounds like a pervert created it 10. ive been to tim hortons, it sucks 11. the canadians didnt fight in 1812, the british that were living there did 12. canada didnt surrender to germany b/c they didnt fight, america did and still didnt surrender 13. who cares if the english didnt ever surrender there, what does taht have to do with bitch lumberjacks? 14. if u think a bar fight is a war, that only makes people thinks canadians are bitches 15. ya, same comment as the last one 16. plaid is gay, no one in seattle thinks its cool 17. they never owned 10% of anything, do ur dam research 18. thats why we americans have guns, unlike ur poor ass's 19. that one makes no sense 20. we dont consider rednecks american, besides at least we dont chop trees for a living 21. u have no idea what ur talking about, the only thing of those u invented was velcro, and they only use velcro on kids shoes anyway 22. if u have ever gotten ur tongue stuck on a pole, then ur a fag 23. a canadian didnt invent superman, and even if he did, why do u think he made him an american business man? basically, whatim trying to say is you're either a bad liar, or a dumass canadian, which is it?

and oh yeah, ur elections only take one day b/c they fix them all how aboot them apples, eh? canada sucks\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

229. (Canada) (22↑, 70↓)
America, Jr.

I would like to propose a toast to Canada: "To America, Jr." "AMERICA JR."

230. (canada) (13↑, 64↓)
The only country with the balls to fight hard and the pussies to do it for somebody else.

Guy 1: Wow, Canada did a lot in WWI. Guy 2: Yeah, but did you know that they didn't even fight for their independence?

231. (Canada) (56↑, 109↓)
The largest French popupulation in the world not to surrender to the Germans

"Look at all those Canadians. They're lucky America is next to them."

Author: Eric Kinneary http://canada.urbanup.com/532137
232. (Canada) (11↑, 65↓)
America's hat.

Canada is America's hat.

Author: UncleSamenumerouno http://canada.urbanup.com/3326600
233. (Canada) (10↑, 64↓)
America's hat.

Sometimes it gets cold in America, so that's why we have Canada.

Author: Gho$tface Kill\@h http://canada.urbanup.com/3254103
234. (Canada) (15↑, 69↓)
America's [meat wallet] A place of little importance on a global scale.

Canada can get toned.

Author: Toned-Jonny-Ys-Mom http://canada.urbanup.com/3224316
235. (Canada) (15↑, 69↓)
A large North American waste of space in which there is no written or spoken language, and citizens communitecate through a series of uninteligiable grunts, and excessive beating o the chest. Engagement in normal day to day activities is non-exitent, and no sign of typical human behavior and emotions are shown.

"ugh, ugh, ugh , eeeehhhhhhhhh\!" Canada gets its name: (Letters from a hat) "C, eh? N, eh? D, eh? C-A-N-A-D-A\!"

236. (Canada) (19↑, 75↓)
A hat for America aka America's hat.

Hey dude, wanna go to Canada? Nahh i dont wanna get lice.

Author: I will never tell\! http://canada.urbanup.com/2667427
237. (canada) (18↑, 75↓)
Canada is nothing more than AMERICAS HAT

speaking of useless countries...CANADA

Author: AMERICA, F*** YEAH http://canada.urbanup.com/3302454
238. (Canada) (18↑, 75↓)
America's hat

Maple Syrup is the only thing Canada's good for.

239. (canada) (40↑, 103↓)
an extremely big hat

"Thats a damn nice canada. It adorns your cranium beautifully."

Author: John Stu aka Brother Stu http://canada.urbanup.com/2070740
240. (Canada) (27↑, 93↓)
America 's hat.

M1: Hey, you wanna go to Canada? M2: No. M1: Good call.

241. (Canada) (42↑, 108↓)
America's friendly neighbor to the North. Sometimes (jokingly) referred to as America's 51st state.

Nice folks live in Canada. The fools above want to put down the US because of its imperialism or whatnot, so lease remember, as the last remaining superpower, we have responsibilities, eh? Just let us do our thing, and Bush'll be out of office in another year. And please, dont deny your economic dependance on your potent, albeit, arrogant friends to the South, it makes us sad and want to bomb other countries :(

242. (Canada) (67↑, 134↓)
The World's largest backyard.

Canada: Hey is that a broken swing set? Oh wait no that's Ottawa.

243. (Canada) (12↑, 81↓)
A land filled with people who eat moose droppings and destroy the land of the eskimos, who invented kissing and beer and god. Yes, that is right, the eskimos invented god. DEAL WITH IT.

Hey everybody, CANADA EATS MOOSE DROPPINGS AND DESTROYS THE LAND OF THE INVENTORS OF GOD BEER AND KISSING\!

Author: Alec Casado from Cuba http://canada.urbanup.com/3189067
244. (Canada) (8↑, 79↓)
A place where you're constantly surrounded by dirty people who say 'EH' a whole lot.

Emma: Who won the presidential election? Annie: McCain did. Seterra: Yeah, we're going to Canada.

245. (Canada) (21↑, 95↓)
America's anus.

Jim: Hey Paul, wanna go up to Canada? *Jim gets slapped*

246. (Canada) (17↑, 91↓)
A shapeless blob of land comprising of french people, the complete opposite of America, in all the wrong ways.

Man One: Man, dude, you fail. Man Two: At least I'm not Canada. Man One: You're french. Man Two: Pwned. ):

247. (Canada) (17↑, 94↓)
a non-existant country where non-existant aliens roam freely in hope of actually becoming part of the world

Bob: Have u heard of canada? Fred: Oh ya isnt that the country where cumchuggers and meatstrokers live.

Author: sweaty_scrotum http://canada.urbanup.com/3255173
248. (canada) (23↑, 102↓)
A country blaming the US for everything going on wrong, despite the fact they are a developed country.

American kid who lost his dad in 9/11: I sure miss my pa... Canadian: Oh shut up, you crybaby, you americans are all the same\! What about Canada, huh, we need some sympathy too once in a while, even though we have just as much as America has, maybe more\! \>=(

Author: just some kid... http://canada.urbanup.com/2623581
249. (Canada) (25↑, 115↓)
A piece of shit landmass that isn't even a country. They always say stuff like "Americans are fatasses who eat at [McDonalds] all day". But their still under power of the British Monarch. Tell Canada to grow a set of balls and declare independance from Britan, then mabye they can talk about The United States, who did this 200+ years ago.

Canada isn't even a real country anyway. Fuck Canada.

250. (canada) (24↑, 119↓)
a place where if you go you smell like butt

guy:where did you go other guy:canada guy:o thats why you smell like butt

Author: got to go potty http://canada.urbanup.com/2818141
251. (canada) (98↑, 195↓)
A smaller version of the United States, according to Homer Simpson.

Bart: "We have to go to Canada." Homer: "Why should we leave America for America Jr.?"

252. (Canada) (99↑, 201↓)
A magical forest, north of the United States of America. People generally believe that there are little to no laws, and that free healthcare and French people run rampant. They say "Eh?" a lot. It is also known as the "heaven" of a religious group known as the liberals. Liberals (of both Orthadox and Moderate leanings) agree that Canada is real and that Al Gore is their president. There are some minor variances in the idea of Canada for the many sects of liberal. Some groups believe that Canada has no FCC, other more extreme groups say that Canada doesn't even have pants. Skeptics are quick to point out that a country such as Canada could never exist because it's simply too "retarded". Also rumored to have bestowed fortune cookies and JELL-O upon the world. Canada also invented the great sport known as hockey, and provides approximately 96% of all NHL hockey players. BLAME CANADA ON ALL YOUR PROBLEMS\! Canada = Scapegoat

Canada is WAY better than the United States, M I RITE?

253. (Canada) (38↑, 152↓)
The big place above the U.S. that people call a country even though we all know its just a big state.

Roberto:Are going out of the country this spring break? Juanita: No, I'm just going to Canada

254. (canada) (101↑, 222↓)
a really great country with alot of places to smoke weed, and atleast we dont have mexicans like the u.s.

united states are hypocratatic retards that cant see canada for what it really is, a fucking great country

Author: johnny marochko http://canada.urbanup.com/1979184
255. (Canada) (49↑, 185↓)
A country which all those who inhabit are WAY too proud to be from. Canada's good, (currently) better than America, but only because Bush is in power. Here is a list of Canadian lies Canadians say to make themselves feel more important, and American lies to make themselves seem more important, it's non-biased and true. -Canada is not as multicultural as people make it to seem. It is a majority white country just like America, there are some big cities ([Vancouver], [Ottawa], [Toronto], [Mississauga]) that are multicultural, and multicultural they are, but contrary to popular belief that's it, you go to any of the above cities and drive for an hour you're in white man's land. -Canadians are NOT intellectually superior to Americans. Average IQ is 100, everywhere. Bush was not elected rightfully, he stole the election. And Canada has elected Stephen Harper, he's JUST as bad as Bush. -Only a select few of us talk like "Canadians." Talking "Canadian" means pronouncing about aboot, roof ruff, and saying eh every other word. -Not all of us speak French. A lot of us stop taking that class at grade 10

I'm an American, born in Mississippi. I lived in Memphis for 7 years, now I live in Toronto Canada and have for 6 years. I'm probably the only person on this website who can fairly compare both countries from first-hand experience.

Author: Robert De La Wino http://canada.urbanup.com/2311857
256. (Canada) (124↑, 276↓)
Canadians aren't real. Canada itself is a myth.

No one has ever been to "Canada." No one knows if it really exists. People that say they have been there took some acid, sat on their coutch, and stared off at nothing. When they come down from their buzz they, think they went to Canada.

257. (Canada) (42↑, 268↓)
A beautiful, peace loving nation that is populated by the largest group of sissy faggots on earth. The only country that even comes close to them is Cuba. Canada was founded thousands of years ago by the French. They like the American founders, sought to gain freedom for their beliefs. The only difference is that Americans wanted to have freedom of expression, religion, speech, a say in how their government works, etc. Canadia was founded to have a sanctuary where men would not be frounded upon for [pole-smoking]. They are like a San Francisco to the world. They allowed terrorists to gain entry to America on several occasions.

Bob: Hey what is that country that is made up of a bunch of gay-homosexuals? Dave: Canada. Bob: A Canadian, Romanian, and Albanian get captured by a tribe of [homosexuals] cannibals. Who doesn't get eaten for dinner. Dave: I don't know. Bob: The Canadian. He gave the best blowjob. Canada is the number one cause for headaches and cancer. They suck BALLZ\!\!\!

258. (canada) (49↑, 290↓)
A country that is NORTH of the U.S A place of lax pot, gay marriage, and liqor laws. But contains too much poutine, french canadians, and people from B.C\!\!\!

"Hey Luke? Wanna get hitched in Canada then smoke some weed and have some REAL beer for a change? Even though we're just 19" "Nah Louis, too many Quebecers, Poutine and British Colombians"

259. (canada) (55↑, 324↓)
fishing and weed = cool hunting? I don't know,do you Canucks hunt without guns? their beer is a bit watery for my taste though...i think those who are ranting and raving about it are kids Unfortunately they have an effeminate communist view of guns.That's gay,eh? Rush = a really good band BTO and Guess Who...gotta love Randy Bachman...but they can be a little weird politically but we'll forgive them Triumph was cool...FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT,EH?

I never had any problems with Canadians until I talked to them on the internet.Never knew you were such bitchy little trash talkers.:-) Just don't badmouth my gun rights and I'll get along with you alot better. It's not the guns it's the criminals. And the criminals are fucked up because they were influenced by sex and drugs too early in life through the liberal media which actually glorifies sluts and gangs\!

Author: Mtv is a big,EVIL Corporation that spews liberal garbage that kills kids\!\!\! http://canada.urbanup.com/743606
260. (Canada) (76↑, 385↓)
1) Country north of the USA. 2) Country with a weaker economy and less cultural influence than the USA. 3)A nation that has nothing special to offer the world. 4)America Jr. or Mini-America. 5)Colonists that were to much of pussies to fight the British during the American Revolution. 6)Looks like America, but just isn't the same. 7) Country Americans tell jealous foreigners they are from when not in the US, so that they won't be killed. 8)The World's D student.

Wow Canada sure does suck, I wish I was back in the states. Canada? Oh we just call it American Jr. here. France:I hate those arrogant American pigs American tourist: Don't look at me, I'm from Canada, eh.

261. (canada) (75↑, 558↓)
a place with very very fat womens....mcdonalds and tim hortons are the main resource for life. the top models of Canada are not 40kilos but 400kilos\!

this is NOT a good example...beeing fat like in canada...x_x

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